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I can't access this blog from my laptop or the mobile app, so I've made a new blog for now. I can still log in via the chrome app on my phone, but i don't like using it. It's not necessary to follow that one, but please don't unfollow this one while i try to get it back

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tag urself im fragrant swab

#i think i always reblog anything with bees #im the bee #pollin8r bee

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Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

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stuff like “rip in peace” “btw the way” “stfu up” are hilarious to me regardless of if its done on purpose in fact i think its funnier when its on purpose idk

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Gettin’ Bi - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

everyone please watch this rock ballad in which a middle-aged man sings about being bisexual

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i’m putting out the edits the people want

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

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#this should not expand birb #BUT IT DOES

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We give Japanese cartoons a hard time for recycling the same episode premises in every show, but if you think about it, not only do North American cartoons do the same thing, our stock episode premises are weird as hell.

Like:

Japanese cartoons have beach episodes.

American cartoons have that episode where the protagonist accidentally creates a whole bunch of duplicates of himself, all of whom later die horribly, with the last one standing giving the protagonist some valuable bit of life advice just before expiring.

Japanese cartoons have tournament episodes.

American cartoons have that episode where the focus character misuses time travel and accidentally erases herself, then goes on a tour of a world where she never existed and discovers that everything is terrible, because apparently her presence was literally the only thing holding back the Apocalypse.

#does anyone else want all of these in anime #like #please haikyuu #duplicate hinatas

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drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

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i put on chapstick every ten minutes so my lips will be soft and ready for when no one kisses me

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People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence. 

People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence. 

People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.

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Me: I really love sleeping

Also me: *doesn't sleep at all because I love reading gay fanfiction more*