calamarr
i dig humans.
Benjamin • 24 • Anthropology PhD student.Right now I’m trying to sequence DNA extracted from some really old dirt. Star Trek sideblog @stonedtrek
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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literally one of the best bits in Futurama
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Oh fuck the adderall’s kicking in
*cue a gory transformation sequence but when it concludes I’m wearing a cute little business suit & smiling with rosy cheeks ^_^*
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