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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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hes definitely not chicken

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did research for my fic but just ended up making myself sad in the process

#:(

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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#yes (once). yes. not to my knowledge but probably

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I forgot to post this quick Jasper from the other day

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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reblog to pet prev