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the next “world” should just be the wizard and dyvim eating cheese and catching up on life i’m so serious no stupid defeat and collect quests, no fighting, just a fun ole time w the best npc in the game

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I saw this image and had an idea

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I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I will not spend $30 for a black cat mount I WILL NOT

#im probably gonna spend $30 for a black cat mount #I really want that $30 black cat mount #dasein give me strength

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I love the villains wiki so much. This is for Malistaire

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wizard101 is gonna end when ki runs out of adjectives that mean “really powerful”

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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not being able to name my wizard Peter Griffin is going to be my villain origin story

#you can name your wizard Brian Griffin Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin #but NO Louis or Peter Griffin #I’m so upset #I could’ve had the funniest Wizard lineup of all time but Kingsisle put an end to that dream #it could’ve been man #wizard101

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Wizard101 updated their name list and it’s going great

#ohmygod

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i believe this is what you’re looking for…. go ahead, take one, I have plenty where that came from

Wish I knew what the fuck is going on in wizard101 where’s the evil old guy I miss him where am I what’s going on

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a giant bat who is the son of the personification of chaos trying to destroy the universe can be a best friend. sometimes i find problems with humans but i never find a problem with a giant bat who is the son of the personification of chaos trying to destroy the universe

#ily bat

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amongus frog

#:( #love it

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Going Home

I really wish Wizard101 played more into the fact that your wizard is canonically from Earth, and is presumably the only student in Ravenwood that isn’t from the Spiral.

I’ve thought about long-form writing a Wizard101 adaptation, and one of the ideas that’s intrigued me the most is: what happens if the young wizard, after so many years of learning magic and battling evil and saving the Spiral, went back to Earth?

I imagine it to begin with the young wizard being sent back to their hometown on Earth by a powerful enemy who’s learned of their origin and wants to keep them out of their schemes. The young wizard instantly sticks out from the average residents of their hometown with their robes and book of spells and the way they spin around, clearly unsure of where they are.

But when it fully sinks in that they’re back home, they freeze.

Everything’s so different now. People dress differently and talk differently, so their out-of-date Earth slang from when they left combined with the ingrained way of speaking of the Spiral makes them even more out of place. Technology has advanced so drastically that it’s common for cars to run on just electricity and people have advanced computers in their pockets and even on their wrists. Music is faster-paced, people watch ten second long videos, and there’s even been a world-wide plague with its grasp on the world still there.

Perhaps as a result of being so far away from Bartelby and the Spiral, their magical abilities are significantly weakened, making them feel even more alone and powerless. They race to their lifelong home, but they can’t even find solace there. The walls are slightly faded, the furniture is either rearranged or replaced, and their families are almost completely different people. Their parents are noticeably older with graying hair, their younger sibling has left for college, or their older sibling is living on their own and has an actual career. They try to welcome them home with open arms, but it’s not the same. They cook the young wizard’s favorite food, but it doesn’t taste the same. It’s all so eerie. Everything’s familiar, but just different enough to make them feel like they don’t belong there.

Do I have a home, the young wizard wonders. I was born on Earth. I was raised on Earth. I have family on Earth. But the Spiral is where I spent the most of my mature life. It was in the Spiral where I grew from a child to an adult. I have friends in the Spiral. I have too much of Earth in me to call the Spiral home, and I have too much of the Spiral in me to call Earth my home.

The young wizard visits the school they attended before being sent to Ravenwood. While walking along the edge of the building and feeling a twinge of nostalgia for simpler times, they find a plaque by a small garden, memorializing them. Nobody in the school knew that they became a wizard and went to live on another world. All they could do was ensure that the memory of the student that went missing didn’t die out.

As the young wizard looks at the plaque, they hear a faintly familiar voice.

“Do I know you?”

The young wizard turns and recognizes this person as their old best friend from their childhood. They’re older and more mature, but it’s unmistakably them.

The young wizard wants to say yes, but memories of their time in the Spiral come back. Memories of killing Malistaire in the Crown of Fire. Memories of Xibalba destroying Azteca. Memories of wielding the Sword of Kings and destroying Morganthe. Memories that completely separate them from all their former friends. They could try to ignore all of that and try to return to a normal life, but their soul has been through too much.

So, with a heavy heart, the young wizard answers “…No, you don’t.”

#jesus man what the hell #tell me more

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this is so funny. the idea of streaming being canon in the wizverse is too fucking funny

#this is so stupid I need it

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ok i get it now, this place is fucked up

i only just started Karamelle but. why is this place so unsettling oh my god