caleb-roche

[caleb-roche]

Well, alright then. I was expecting more of a fight. A wise decision, sir.

Okay, you get a point for having at least the name set. I guess you can keep him.

#<3 #jacob king

[caleb-roche]

Kissed him with my fist.

Ouch.

#blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

Whatever, bruh. It don't even matter anymore, 'cause I already found somebody else. 

I’ll just think you’re tryna kiss me.

#blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

...Caleb Jr.

What’s his name then?

#he brings me to tears tbh #jacob king

[caleb-roche]

Fantastic.

Probably 'cause he fought someone. He said he's gonna kick our asses if we don't brawl it out.

Fine, hit me.

#this is all i've got #gabriel crown

[caleb-roche]

What if I close my eyes? 

It’s the eyes man, those eyes get to me.

#blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

So that's why everyone's shootin' me down. This is gonna be fucking impossible. My puppy-dog face is going to ruin this for me.

No, you’re too cute.

#blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

But--But I want him. I already named him.

Well, then I might be able to hide that dog in Delta with me. My housemates aren’t very different from yours. I’m claiming that dog as mine.

#jacob king

[caleb-roche]

So, fight me.

I’m tough as shit.

#everyone's after him xD #blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

God dammit, Blake. That fucking Fight Club thing. Like the movie. If I don't hit someone, they're gonna kick the shit outta me. Probably you, too.

Uh. Did you join a club, Caleb?

#oops #blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

I don't think so. Also, is it cool if I punch you in the face?

Are there saws involved? Huh.

#blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

Sounds fair.

Then Os and I’ll beat the shit out of you and we all go home with a smile on our face. The only way out is if you’re battered.

#oliver lowes

[caleb-roche]

Just outta curiosity, what if I don't?

How bout a broken one? Get Blake, I don’t give a fuck, but you gotta fight first day.

#oliver lowes

[caleb-roche]

With a ceremonial bloody nose, I assume?

I’ll even welcome you to the family.

#oliver lowes

[caleb-roche]

Can't really say? Oliver might saw my legs off.

caleb-roche replied to your post:Shit, dude. We might need that cripple table for ourselves.

Might not be for long.

Bitch why

#blake kennedy

[caleb-roche]

Alright, fine. Fuck. I'll go punch some dudes and let you know how I feel about it then, mk?

But it's not a good idea.

I thought you were going to open minded about this.

#oliver lowes

[caleb-roche]

So then go on vacation! That's what I'm trying to say. Do whatever the hell you want, Cat. Fuck school. If you don't wanna go to class, fuck class. 

I definitely am, I’d just rather be on vacation.

#catrina walton