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Overhead at the rec room.

Ghost: Saw is unrealistic. No one has that much will to live.

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Soap: My nosy sisters found out I'm gay and they're upset with me because I never told them.

Ghost: Oh…

Soap: Yeah, they told my mum they had been “wasting their time looking for a woman when they could've found me a guy by now.”

Ghost: You don't need help with that.

Soap, sitting on Ghost's lap: I know.

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Gaz: SOAP! You told Price BDSM stands for burgers, drinks and salsa music?!

Soap: Maybe.

Gaz: Kate is in the country and he just invited her and her wife to come over on friday for our new “BDSM night at the base”!

Gaz: And now she wants to see us all at the conference room!

Soap: …

Ghost: This is going to be good.

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Soap: Insane that spiders don’t immediately die when you hit them with something the size of a shoe, eh?

Soap: Like, if you whacked me with a Ford Explorer I'd obviously be dead instantly…

Ghost: Where is the spider?

Soap, standing on his desk: Under my pillow!

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Overheard at Captain Price's office:

Soap: I'm sorry I licked your Himalayan salt lamp.

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Rookie01: Lieutenant, is it true that this base is haunted?

Ghost: I don't think so. I've worked here for 187 years and I haven't seen anything.

Rookie01: ...

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Soap, when it's cold: Brrr, I'm a little too cold :3

Soap, when it's a little too warm: I'm going to blow up the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Overheard at the training grounds:

Ghost: Fine. Let's talk about our emotions.

Ghost: I'll go first. I hate them.

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Overheard at Lieutenant Riley's office.

Ghost: I don't know how to flirt. Can we argue instead?

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Soap: How would you guys like to die?

Ghost: On the battlefield, covered in the blood of my enemies.

Gaz: I don’t know. But hopefully, it will be quick and painless.

Rudy: I’d like to die doing something meaningful for the people I love and care about.

Alejandro: I don’t care how I die, as long as I’m fighting for what we believe.

Price: Soap… Why are you writing these down?

Soap: I’m looking for ideas.

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Horangi: Everyone says they’re kinky and want to experiment. But none of them will let me drain their blood for my rituals…

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Soap: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep on a bed too big for her.

Soap, faking a little girl’s voice: Oh noooo, I’m too comfy! … Shut up.

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Overheard at Lieutenant Riley’s office:

Soap: Are you going to call me beautiful today or do I have to call Graves?

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Soap: So… König.

Ghost: What about him?

Soap: We were at the mess hall and he tried to ask for cutlery but forgot the word and ended up saying “I need food weapons”

Soap: I want you to know I will now be referring to them by nothing else.

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Ghost: One of the Shadows told me he didn’t like my snake tattoo but one of the Vaqueros who doesn’t speak English very well told me “Cobra beautiful”.

Ghost: So fuck you, Graves.

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Soap: I want you to be my boyfriend.

Ghost: Convince me first.

Soap: If you were my boyfriend, I would grow a mushroom big enough for you to sit under.

Ghost: Deal.

Price: What the f-

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Ghost: And this is my Sergeant. You can call him Soap.

Ghost: He’s a needy butthead with only one brain cell.

RandomPerson: Wow, you really hate him.

Ghost: I would die for him.

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