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sometimes the best thing about the pictures of my dog that my mum sends me isn’t even the dog, but his wet little paw prints on the porch scattered all around him

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compilation post

#penis city over here

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download? i sure hope he does

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ocd is insane i’ll be in a doctors office and he’s trying to kick me out but i keep being like “and another thing…” but it’s really the same question phrased differently because i need him to give me reassurance with the correct words otherwise the whole visit will have been for nothing

#todays doctor was a sweetie though but maybe bc he’s never met me before #ocd tw

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aWH baby hamster

via Mary Elizabeth’s Instagram

#you see this guy across the bar armwrestling his friend so he can talk to you… wyd? #charlie day

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how hard can it be to just make one final pacific rim movie. like i know it won’t make anyone money but just… take one for the team. i’ll buy everyone dinner

#newmann #pacific rim

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come read my even more hurtful uprising version where the precursors made newt get buccal fat removal

#newt geiszler #pacific rim

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there's something about this clip

#A?

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accidentally recreated this with my masks

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Woah!?

#i might block you for this just saying

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"Hello I'm ..... 50????" part 2 electric boogaloo indeed

#ok but do you count multiple rounds individually or do you just count every ‘session’

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Hermann is so sappy 🙄

based on this

#weeping #newmann

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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BARRY KEOGHAN

Photographed by Emerald Fennell for W Magazine’s Directors Issue (February 2024)

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if my trans guy friend ever pisses me off im telling him charlie day died

#stooooooop #charlie day

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I am always saying this

#woman as a state you can only reach by achieving enlightenment