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“They’re all dead Daves” - Some space tin can

I’m late but this was my participation in the @homestuckzineofficial: Missteps It’s a bit messy but who’s surprised honestly

#🧃 #🌇

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[ANNA HARLEY, PONY PAL]

#OH OKAY

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kanaya and eridan as inescapable tragedy….sorry i know this is like. cringe or whatever bc eridan doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the plot but every time i reread act five it’s like “ok so there’s this girl and she’s friends with this boy and they mess around on chat together and joke around and she plays a prank on him and he feels like he can confide in her and she makes him something that he treasures and he’s going to doom their race to extinction and he’s going to murder her and it won’t stick and then she’ll kill him in revenge and it WILL stick and even though he did horrible things he was still her friend and they’re thirteen years old and he’s going to die at her hands and she isn’t even going to mourn him. okay on to act six” like holy shit give me a minute

#🪡 #👓

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Happy 413 everyone :3

#🌫️ #🧃 #📗 #☂️

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🦐

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Splatoon fans: *starting to draw bioluminescence and blush spots matching the color of the inkling’s ink*

Me, a homestuck, ready to go down this avenue again:

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different lives, different roles, same conversations

#those last 3 lines about cal. *explodes* #🧢 #🍸

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I am patting you on the head SO GENTLY AND NICE. No agony.

Thank you!

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back during the covid lockdown when i was plugged into discord 24/7 i used better discord and idk what's up with it now if it still does this or not but back then they had a feature where you could see the names of private channels and my favorite was a server that had a dedicated toilet(?) for the mods. this was not their designated mod channel. what were they doing in there

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i'm leaving homestuck (not true)

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like im just here

i will never claim to be a ceo of a certain character because i only really know what's going on with these guys like half the time i think. please don't call me a hal expert because i cnant handle that kind f pressure and repsonsibility.... i am hal's #1 fan clapping and cheering from outside hal inc studios after they kicked me out for being too disruptive to thecorporate work environmencw

#IM DOING MY BEST...

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i will never claim to be a ceo of a certain character because i only really know what's going on with these guys like half the time i think. please don't call me a hal expert because i cnant handle that kind f pressure and repsonsibility.... i am hal's #1 fan clapping and cheering from outside hal inc studios after they kicked me out for being too disruptive to thecorporate work environmencw

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😭 homestuck fans get ready for this to become a problem

#reblog

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GT: So youre saying... that its as if dirk canoodled with this alan fellow. And hal is like their theoretical-conceptual mind baby? TT: He's doing this on purpose, Dirk. He has to be doing this on purpose. He's tormenting me specifically.

GT: Isnt dirk kind of like your dad? TT: No. TT: You're thinking of Alan Turing. GT: I don't know who that is. TT: Can this conversation stop being terrible?

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GT: Isnt dirk kind of like your dad? TT: No. TT: You're thinking of Alan Turing. GT: I don't know who that is. TT: Can this conversation stop being terrible?

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@starkid256

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#poll