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inspired by @zeninix 's hc post, I present my own. the campers are just little bobbleheads here tho cuz i literally just discovered what a layer is today so uh. yeah

I’m insane about the language HC’s, you can read about them more here: https://www.tumblr.com/nineratsinatrenchcoat/735203705424609280/camper-language-headcanons-pre-camp

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Ok, so a little while ago I posted about me writing scenes from a documentary that the Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous kids would do after they got rescued. So, since people wanted to see it; here it is...

"State your name, please"

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"Ben Pincus"

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"Sammy Gutierrez"

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"Yasmina Fadoula"

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"Just uh call me Brooklyn"

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"Kenji Kon"

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"Darius Bowman"

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"What were your first feelings when you got to Camp Cretaceous?"

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"I was terrified"

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"I felt guilty because I was there to spy..."

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"I just didn't want to be there. Camp was never really my thing."

"Can you elaborate, Yasmina?"

"I've never been too good at making friends. My life has always been about being the best as an individual, not as a team."

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"I was ready to 'unbox Jurassic World'" She chucked a little when she said the line she had said so much during her time on the island

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"I don't really know how I felt." He paused. "I guess I felt like I was lying to myself. I kept telling these kids how rich I was hoping it would make me feel better about how my dad just put me on this island to get rid of me for a few weeks."

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"I was excited. My dad and I always wanted to go to Jurassic World and I actually did it, I got to see dinosaurs."

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"I didn't want to leave them," their camp counselor, Roxie, said "but I was forced to. We tried everything to get them back, but after three months we lost hope. We didn't expect them to survive on their own for more than a month, let alone seven."

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Yasmina put her foot on her chair, motioning for the camera to zoom in. "I had to get surgery for my ankle. When I distracted the Mossosaurus I had to jump onto the stadium. I tore a ligament right here," she pointed to a small scar and then sat back down. "It hurt like hell, but I just kept running. There was... so much running. Every day, we ran, and ran, and ran."

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"I... couldn't hold on," Darius didn't look at the camera. "I couldn't hold on and he fell."

"Darius," the interviewer said his name gently, "Ben is fine. Everyone is fine."

"No, none of us are fine. We're all scarred, we can't sleep, I know none of us eat enough. None of us are fine, and it's my fault because I couldn't hold on."

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"We blew up an entire tunnel to get to that boat. We almost killed Toro, we used Ben's hand sanitizer to light a fuse. And we still didn't make it. We had to go on fighting to stay alive cause it wasn't enough." Kenji looked down at his lap.

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"That's when we met Mitch and Tiff." Darius said to the interviewer. "They pretended to be there to rescue us, but they lied. They were there to hunt dinosaurs, and almost killed us."

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"We– we thought he was dead." Brooklyn had tears in her eyes. "We watched him fall. Darius blamed himself, Kenji wore his fanny-pack, Sammy cried and cried. Then he was back, with Bumpy."

"Bumpy?"

Brooklyn smiled slightly, "She's Ben's best friend, an Ankylosaurus we met in the genetics lab. He called her Bumpy because she had asymmetrical head bumps."

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"We watched people die. After a while, it just didn't phase us." Ben said, not looking at the camera. "That can change someone. We saw dinosaurs eat people, see what was left while we walked through the jungle, and we changed. Darius went into 'leader mode', Brooklyn went into 'Esther Stone mode', Kenji just shut down and acted like it wasn't happening, Sammy tried to stay positive, Yaz just kept pushing herself, and I-" he stopped talking. "I got dangerous."

"Dangerous how?"

Ben looked up, his eyes were glossy. "My only thought was survival. I was ready to beat the shit out of that Hap guy even though he wanted to help us. I blew stuff up, I even tried to stay on the island."

"Why would you want to stay on the island?"

He shrugged, "People want to do crazy things when separated from civilization."

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"I couldn't do anything. I wish I could, but I was useless. Yaz nearly killed herself for Sammy, Darius did everything to get us home, Brooklyn's YouTube videos helped us countless times, Ben had a fucking dinosaur, but me? I was absolutely useless." Kenji put his head in his hands.

"I'm sure you tried your best, Kenji" the interviewer was calm.

"How would you know?" He stood up off the chair, looking at the interviewer, "I showed Darius Toro. I wanted us to go in the tunnels. I didn't pack so we didn't set sail and the Scorpious came. I was gonna give Wu the computer and let the world be ravaged by dinos. I trusted my dad. I wasn't helpful at all when we were there!"

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"Some good things happened when we were there," Sammy said, smiling a little. "I got to meet so many amazing people. I stopped a corrupt company. I met my amazing girlfriend. It was horrible, yes, but it wasn't all bad."

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"Did you have a favorite moment on Nublar?"

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"When Bumpy and I ran over Dr. Wu's laptop."

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"The night we saw Tiff and Mitch's campfire. Kenji brought out Dave's mixtape and I swear it was the funniest thing ever. We were all dancing and laughing, I wish Ben was there." Sammy chuckled softly.

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"This one day Ben and I had to bring Pierce, Firecracker, Angel, and Rebel to the new watering hole. That's when I told him I had feelings for Sammy and he did this stupid voice when he was 'helping me' by pretending to be her."

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"When Ben saved us. Kenji and I were about to be caught by Hap and all of a sudden he falls. Behind him Bumpy and Ben were just standing there and it was one of the most amazing and confusing moments of my life."

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"Seeing my brother get off that boat. We got the proximity alert and I was so worried there was gonna be another problem, but there wasn't. He got my call and I got to see him again, I never thought I'd get to see him again."

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best couple in jwcc iktr

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Natalie—Mckenna Grace

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Yasminas obsession with theme park deaths causes trouble in her and Sammy's relationship.

To quote Kenji "Prove me wrong, yo".

No but, seriously, tell me I'm wrong.

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Kenji: Dad l'd like you to know that me and Ben are now dating.

Daniel: You're disowned!

Kenji: ...

Daniel: Not because you're dating a boy.

Daniel: But because it's the jungle boy. You could do better

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OH WE KEEP WINNINGGG!!!!

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Sammy: You know, becoming a corporate spy and being able to go to Camp Cretaceous was the second best thing to happen to me.

Yaz: Second? What was the first one?

Sammy, blushing: Meeting you.

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Always loved this one.

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I've seen rumors that you have brought back the megalodon rising due to recent attacks of said species

We understand why these rumors came about (and suspect a certain recent movie franchise also might have something to do with it), but we have to stress that these attacks involved contemporary sharks and were likely due to external factors, such as habitat encroachment and or other stressors.

We have not yet cloned the Megalodon, and likely will not for many years to come, although the species is very much on our roster. Rest assured that, if any such creature were to still be found in the wild, its existence would very much not be in dispute, and when Megalodon exists again, it will only be at the highly secure and entertaining facilities provided by Jurassic World!

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yall remember when zack stentz was answering the most random questions

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Jurassic franchise as tumblr/twitter quotes

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Jurassic Park/World franchise as whatever quotes pt. 4

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The fact that Brooklynn posted a video on how to pick hotel room locks onto a web channel with around 27 million subscribers is wild to me.

Like, where were her parents? Was no one supervising or at least checking in on her and her channel?

It’s not like she was keeping her channel a secret from them, so either her parents knew about what she was posting and didn’t care or they just didn’t care enough to keep an eye on her channel to begin with and didn’t know about the video.

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the tension between yaz and brooklynn in early s3 can be explained by the fundamental differences between tumblr and twitter kids respectively

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super old sketch request of darius singing for anon 🎶