I'm now active at @pink-umbrella I hope I see some mutuals there
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It’s night time somewhere
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a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
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LOOK INTO MY EYES AND LOOK INTO MY MOUTH
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My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
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Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.
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A set of twins exhibiting different phenotypes posted by Graziani Reptiles Inc.
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You are witnessing the artwork of a vine
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