canonjoshua
Making this hellsite worse, one post at a time
I aim to provide the worst content on tumblr.
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THE GIF OF THE POPPY BROS JR BLOWING HIMSELF UP BUT ITS NON LOOPING
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together
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Y’all I can’t believe the “whistleblower assassination” and “literally falling apart in the sky” company is being represented by a man named Rich White
You could not call a character this in a movie because everyone would say “that’s not realistic” and yet!
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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much
me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku
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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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