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recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen

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attempted murder

actual murder

destruction of property

destruction of the universe

being persistently maidenless

(Slay the Princess)

#slay the princess

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If the Hero is the "Long Quiet", I vote that the Princess can be the "Short Loud".

Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

#slay the princess #laugh rule

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Is it a dichotomy that the Razor is associated with joy as well as pain and cruelty? Not necessarily; I recall that one of the devs mentioned that hers was the last route created, while everyone was frazzled from trying to wrap up the game. I believe she is the vessel that embodies all the aspects of late-game development:

She is the joy of knowing that the game is nearly complete.

She is the cruelty of impending deadlines and promised delivery dates.

She is the pain of finding yet another game-breaking bug just when you thought you were finally ready to release.

She is the urge to turn your arms into blades and go to town the next time a distribution rep passive-aggressively asks if you could be so kind as to hurry up and finish the game.

#slay the princess #black tabby games

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Imagine a cave full of monsters, lurking menacingly as they wait for their next victim. Suddenly, their eyes fill with fear as they hear the hum of bagpipes starting up. Cut to Steve, eyes glinting like steel as he stomps through the cavern with his pipes, the notes of Cabar Feidh reverberating off the walls as zombies and skeletons flee before him.

Only the Endermen stop to listen, the echoing music reminding them of the songs they used to sing to each other in another place and time.

More Minecraft ideas, what part of Minecraft needs improvement?

You're wrong, it's ponds.

Ponds, lakes, lava pools. They all suck in Minecraft, they end up just being big holes in the ground with nothing interesting about them that make the landscape ugly and hole ridden

Now you might say “Ivy, literally no one cares” and to that I say, wheesht and accept my ramblings ya donut

So, how do we fix Ponds? It's simply really: make ponds generated structures.

Ponds would now be generated structures taking up one chunk, with an actual human made design to make them, you know, look good. There would be, say, 100 or so different designs to stop them looking to samey (they'd be so small that something like that would be feasible)

Lakes would be done similarly, only with the key difference, they would be made up of 4 chunk “cells”, each making up a corner of the lake.

ponds and lakes in plains or forest biomes would be made of blocks like mud and dirt.

Ponds and lakes in deserts (or oases if you want) would be made up of grass and sand

Ponds and lakes in tundras would be frozen over on the top layer of the water and with clay spawning around the water

Now, let's see some things that can be found in ponds and lakes:

Frogs

Nothing new here, frogs and frogspawn are most common ponds, pond frogs also only come in the green frog varietie.

Perhaps the oasis can have a desert rain frog variant that gives a purple frog light

Toads

Toads and toad spawn can be found in lakes and ponds in forest and plains biomes. Toads emerge from toad spawn in the same way frogs do. Toads have an exaggerated size, being double the size of the frog

Toads come in several colours (Green, Brown, Yellow, Orange and Lime) but these colours do not harbour any game mechanics (in other words: sorry but there are no toadlights)

Toads will eat all mobs with wings, that being the Parrot, Chicken, Phantom, Bat, Bee and the player if they are wearing an elytra, so watch out.

All the aforementioned mobs are scared of Toads, making them and effective deterrent to phantoms in particular

Cattails, Reeds, Rice, Algae and Papyrus

I'll just do all the plant life stuff at once (these will generate dependent on the pond or lake cell)

Algae is a new decorative blocks that can be placed on water

It will connect to other blocks, creating an unbroken surface across the water

Algae has a bright green hue and can be found in both ponds and lakes with the same frequency

Papyrus is a new plant that spawns naturally in the oasis, it is used as a more efficient way of making paper as it can be bonemealed and only one papyrus is needed to make paper

Rice is a plant that grows in water in lakes and ponds spawning in cherry groves.

Rice can be used in two recipes:

Rice Bowls:Putting rice, a bowl and any meat together will craft a rice bowl

This food source that can be eaten twice, eating the meat and then the rice

Sushi: putting rice, dried kelp and one fish into a crafting table creates Sushi, a foodsoarch that can be eaten instantly without playing the eating animation, not very nutritious but good in a pinch

Cattails are a purely decorative plant found in ponds and swamps

Reeds are more common around rivers and lakes, being a fern like plant that grows two tall.

Reeds can be used to craft a new item: Pan Pipes

Combining 3 reeds and 3 string will create pan pipes, these can be played to draw passive mobs towards you so long as the button to play them is held down.

Pan Pipes can also calm neutral mobs like wolves, iron golems and bees, but doing this instantly focus the Pan pipes into cool down

Pan pipes have a cool down double that of the Goat Horn

Bagpipes

By putting Pan Pipes, 3 iron nuggets, 3 red wool and 3 green wool together you can make Bagpipes.

Bagpipes have durability on top of having the same level of cool down as Pan Pipes. Bagpipes cannot be enchanted.

Bagpipes have the ability to PERMANENTLY pacify all hostile mobs in the chunk the player is in.

Bagpipes will break after 10 or so uses

Willow and Palm

Willow and palm are new wood types, Willow spawns around lakes and ponds and Palm spawns around oases.

Willow has a dark Bluish-green colour, complementing mangrove, where as Palm is a desaturated pale white

(These will generate depending on the pond or lake cell)

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my single contribution to the fandom.

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Bit of a weird question (for fanart reasons), but I have to ask if no one else has yet:

How many legs does the Stranger princess have?

#slay the princess #been waiting for someone to make that reference

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It is pretty messed up when you think about it. Cuttlefish really said "He's right, I shouldn't be sending our kids to fight him. I'll send one of his instead."

so what exactly are inkopolis’s laws on teenage soldiers

#splatoon

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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i found an incredibly stupid funny video while going through my gallery on switch, this was trying to escort the troupe up the mountain

1. i didnt know about the steering stick yet

2. i thought you had to escort them by horse

3. I Didnt Think That My Horse Was In Danger

4. Chain Event Chaos

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I love the Adversary's little tail wag and the Prisoner's light blush. They're possibly the worst at flirting of all the vessels, but they're doing their best.

if it's not too much to ask could i request the adversary trying to intimidate the prisoner?

prisoner is not impressed

#slay the princess

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Princess Ghostface: You are an abomination in this mind. An intruder something injected into the head of beast, but still you are.... nothing a projection of what was, a memory of a person than an actual person. Like some figment of the recording, chicken scratch in the wall of an asylum that only an insane man hears, nothing.

The British: Bit rude innit