when i was little i thought it was stupid that sims had a meter for how much they liked their environment, while as an adult i'll clean some part of my house and later feel the bar going up when i walk by it
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion
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the venue they got for atl is also smaller than last time?
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i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something
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FINGERS CROSSED here is what is going to happen today. i call the vet as soon as they open and they say yes bring in your poopy boy we can see him asap. and i go and pull him out from hiding under my mom’s bed and it is not a fucking ordeal to get him in his carrier and we go to the vet and she fixes him and i can go to sleep. and then i can go to the kpop store grand opening and then work is not as bad as it is forecasted to be
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Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away
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why did somebody on ig say the ateez atl tickets were $740
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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