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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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I love their love and Cabeswater

#the raven cycle #the raven boys #ronan lynch #adam parrish

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they`re discussing funding

bonus

#i love this fandom

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Midnight snack

The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater

#the raven cycle

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I’m crying over this picture

#the tag sent me into outer orbit

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

#oh oops #did someone say Temeraire? #which I am completely normal about at all time aways?

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Temeraire: Humans don't hatch from eggs? Then how do you reproduce??

Laurence:

#it’s still funny

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gotta stop myself from binge-reading all the temeraire books somehow

#HOLY!!!! #THIS IS AMAZING #temeraire #his majesty's dragon #william laurence

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

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"Turn around and see all your traumas"

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Laurence: * having a depressive episode*

Tharkay: * appears suddenly* hey Laurence quick question what the FUCK are you doing

Laurence: Holy shit wait my principles

#and he was so right for it too #these two will be the end of me

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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I genuinely think trc/tdt is the craziest thing I’ve ever read cause what do you mean her dad’s a tree?? what do you mean he got banned from harvard for summoning a crab on a hoverboard??

#that’s just how it be sometimes #happy st marks Eve