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Guys, guys, look, guys, I know that Dracula is terrible. But I unironically want to start greeting people with his "Welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring!". I want to find a sign that says this and hang it on my front door. I need to incorporate this in my every day speech. I'm 65% of the way to making it my lock screen on my phone. I am actively adding it to my blog as we speak. This is by far my favorite line of the whole book. I just.

#dracula

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The way I have wanted to scream about this since May 1st.

#iwtv #lestat my beloved

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"If you were the last vampire in the world, that'd be enough." and "It's you and me. It's me and you. It's you and me." knowing deep down, Claudia will not be enough. and all the while Lestat is sitting right next to her.

#iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 spoilers #iwtv #im fine its fine im fine #2 parts validation with a dash of crushing despair

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screaming crying throwing up etc.

#its time #iwtv #iwtv s2 #chomping at the bit

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louis… have you heard of this singer, louis? lana del rey… she speaks to me like the siren to the sailor. ecoutez; her calls for undying love and handsome men. ah, a woman after my own heart. she claims her “pussy” tastes like “pepsi cola”. isnt that intriguing, louis?

#isnt it louis? louis?????

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

#celibacy who

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They get distracted easily :((

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my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

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The university currently violently suppressing students protesting genocide with cops is awarding the rag responsible for running cover ups and justification for the genocide those students are protesting with the "highest award in journalism".

#😒

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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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some sort of creature

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Sam and Delainey being adorable on TV Insider's Knock Your Blocks Off Game

#i will be intolerabe for the next 8wks #sam reid #delainey hayles

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#why yall like this 💀

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they heard my prayers and finally gave Claudia a gun

#iwtv #claudia

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Interview with the Vampire / Season 2

#iwtv #blushing and twirling my hair