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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Happy International Dog Puppet Day!

I invented this holiday as an excuse to draw Gromit and Rowlf hanging out

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Chester from Disney’s 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Knives Out 3

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TRUST

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#this is incredible #what wonderful art it makes my heart happy

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Please reblog, I’m trying to make up a god

#mankind hungers for the thrill of adventure and ventures forth to the stars for something new #we have disregarded our own planet for the possibility of life among the stars #we search and scrape the skies for a sign of life and we have never stopped to realize #we were created from the stardust that catches in the void between the stars #the void calls out to us #She holds out her hand to welcome us home #the night sky is all we have ever known and all we will ever know

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#wait! #WHAT #ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO WHEN THEY SAY THAT???? #that means they are inviting you??? what the fuck?????

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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter

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Has this been done yet?

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Molly! 🦆🌼🌻

#animal crossing #Molly my child

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I love you dead punctuation marks.

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i bought the muppet chrismtas carol today and i'm listening to echo the gumi song

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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

#playing ttrpgs online has allowed me to have friends from all over the world #and let me tell you #if someone says #“You wanna see this thing I have?” #there is a 100% chance we are just gonna go around and start showing off different stuff from our rooms #sometimes its food sometimes its a baby sometimes its the XFiles Barbies sometimes my friend shows us her yugioh cards #its show and tell