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"what you most like about Good omens?"

When the camera turns to Crowley and he's Just:

Thats what I like

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i’m a fat bitch on both zoloft and adderall so needless to say i sweat enough for 10 ppl. and im moving to arizona. in the summer.

im actually so excited to live there but dear god, living in a hot climate, specifically arizona, is something that has occupied my mind to the point that it was a common topic of therapy 😭 like what if i show up to a professional event covered in sweat 💀

#this was easier before i was this fat. bc now when i sweat like a mf im so aware of what a fat stereotype that is #and unfortunately it’s a very accurate one for me at least. so i’m always like oh god ppl around me are gonna think i’m a gross sweaty fatty #even tho like…… i am lol. and that’s ok #i have a bad habit of like not showering for a week and i def can’t do that anymore if i get sweaty!!!! #how will i have the energy to shower daily #oh good and the fact that i’ll wear shorts most of the year!!! bc it’s hot!!! but shorts kill my inner thighs 😭 #i so prefer pants #im gonna die yall

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can we as a society stop fucking making biopics. please just make thinly veiled rpf movies like velvet goldmine instead

#god especially corporate biopics #wanted to throw up when i saw there was a blackberry movie

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#depends #my school had an elective about like family budgeting or something #they didn’t use flour sacks though they used baby dolls #i remember bc they only had like 2 baby dolls that weren’t white but my school was like moderately diverse #so students of color had to take home white baby dolls. which i guess isn’t a huge deal but rly shows how those students aren’t considered #when buying the class supplies

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

#this is one of my fav meme formats rn

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detective explain yourself

#i’m going to shatter all my teeth i can’t believe he says that lmao #disco elysium

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#me

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#you should also subscribe to her Substack called Abortion Every Day #she’s an independent feminist journalist who. well. reports on abortion every single day #been subbed for over a yr now she does great work

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top 10 interactions honestly

#REPUTATION.HOMO_COMES_UP I AM YELLING #that’s so fucking funny #disco elysium

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#no need for nuance i have big ol honkers #obscenely big. like when i wear a bra that fits it’s like i’ve got a god damn shelf on my chest #bra shopping is my personal hell bc they literally do not make bras for fat ppl with giant tits #just doesn’t exist

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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if dean smoked on supernatural it could be his recurring bit how often he complained about the rising price of cigarettes. and then sam would say something like “do you know what saves even more money? not smoking” and dean would get mad

#supernatural if it was cool

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Elizabeth Beaufort

"Oh, Liz is a bright one!" He grins broadly.

"I paid for that law degree myself, thinking it'll probably turn her all fancy, but hell, Harry -- she came back a firebrand socialist! Sometimes she even scares *me* with her zeal."

#disco elysium

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most of the time on the internet i have to physically restrain myself from commenting on things which is another reason ao3 is the best, i can comment allll i want and it’s actually a good thing lmao

#if there’s one thing i’m gonna do it’s comment on a fic i like lol #serotonin rush when an author responds too

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