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caradoc dearborn. seventeen. hufflepuff hop on the train to nowhere, don't ya wanna hitch a ride? lights go out and your head starts spinning. someone's got you 𝕙𝕪𝕡𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕. count what's left when it's ALL gone wrong. can you make it right?
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alextravcrs:
“Wow, Dearborn. Mum jokes, eh? Is that all you can do? Because clearly, you know nothing about being a good wizard.”
“Don’t go putting words in my mouth there, mate. I never said anything about being a good wizard. Now you’ve gone from insulting me to insulting all wizard kind.”
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“Do you ever clean your cauldron?” - @bellctrixb
Miscellaneous potions materials littered the table in front of him as he shuffled through his bag for the extra credit work Slughorn had given him, his headphones on an almost alarmingly loud volume. So he didn’t notice Bellatrix standing in front of him until he looked up from his bag. He had never been a profound lip reader, but he truthfully couldn’t be too bothered by it. “If someone has these in,” he started, almost yelling to hear himself over the heavy rhythms of Childish Gambino playing in his ears. He gestured to the earbuds in mention, “it probably means they don’t wanna talk to you.”
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Is the truth out there doc?????? - fox mulder
A moment of silence was offered in response to both the question and the unknown man standing before him. He could have been a professor, but Doc would have seen him at least in passing in his seven years at Hogwarts. A visiting alumnus? More probable an explanation. But that also lead to his strange question - is the truth out there? What truth? How did he know his name? He blinked at the man, just to make sure he wasn’t a figment of Doc’s imagination. Which was unlikely but not impossible. He blinked again, just to make sure he could. The stranger seemed to be waiting for his answer, and for some reason he felt like he needed to provide one. “I dunno what answer you’re lookin’ for. Hell, I dunno what answer I’m lookin for, but I’m sure you’ll find it, mate. The truth is out there somewhere.” He clapped the stranger supportively on the shoulder, his other hand coming up to offer the other the joint he’d been working on before he arrived. “This might help ya find it.”
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hogwarts au sentences. let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.
“ can you cast a patronus? ”
“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”
“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”
“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”
“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”
“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”
“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”
“ what do threstals look like? ”
“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”
“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”
“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”
“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”
“ when did you get the dark mark? ”
“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”
“ mudblood. ”
“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”
“ where did you learn that? ”
“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”
“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”
“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”
“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”
“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”
“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”
“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”
“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”
“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”
“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”
“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”
“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”
“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”
“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”
“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”
“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”
“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”
“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”
“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”
“ are both of your parents muggles? ”
“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”
“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”
“ why must the plants sing? ”
“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”
“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”
“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”
“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”
“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”
“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”
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alextravcrs:
“That was such an embarrassing attempt, even a muggle could have done it better,” Alexander rolled his eyes, looking at the other person.
“Ah -- see, here’s the problem. I asked but your mum said she’s busy this week. D’you think you can ask again for me?”
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scptimav:
“Why?” She questioned hoping for a logical reasoning “Especially when that requires waking up at a ridiculous time. I’m more of a sleep girl myself.“ She smirked as she knowingly used his phrasing and looked up at him waiting for her answer.
“Oh-ho, I didn’t realize I was talking to a comedian. Make sure to write a roast about me, yeah? A good one, not those soft ones so you don’t hurt their feelings.” His feet fell back to the floor with a thud and he took his hands off the rough stone, rubbing out his palms that were reddened from supporting his body weight. “Nah, fuck waking up early, I’m talking those all nighter sunrises. Y’know, those ones when you spent all night doing nothin’ and you look up and see the sun comin’ out and figure you might as well go out and watch. ‘s a lot more peaceful.”
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scptimav:
Septima was sat in the astronomy tower. Her legs dangled off the edge of one of the large window sills as she watched the sun set and sky change to different hues of red, purple, and pink. When she heard the echoing of steps she kept her focus on the sky and spoke “My mum used to say sunsets were proof that even terrible days can end beautifully.” She turned he body to face the other “Now I don’t know if I believe that load of bollocks but it’s beautiful don’t you think?”
“’s alright.” Doc let his bag drop to the ground as he approached where Septima was sitting and put his hands where there was room beside her in an effort to anchor himself as he leaned his torso outside to observe the sunset in mention. “Y’know, as far as planetary rotations go. I‘m more of a sunrise guy myself.”
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@roseofkings: maybe they believe humans, but do they believe in wizards?
@roseofkings: imagine trying to tell an alien that you have magical powers not everyone else has, but you have to wave a stick around and say funny words for it to work
@caradork: @roseofkings if that were me i’d skeet outta there so fast
@caradork: @roseofkings do u think we can hide the death eaters on their ship and send them to space
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@caradork: yo, to believe in aliens is cool and all, but do you ever wonder if aliens are intelligent enough to believe in us? #ihopethealiensbelieveinme
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Realistic Halloween Starters
“– He gave me a toothbrush. Let’s egg his house.”
“Didn’t even try to decorate the house, huh.”
“If you wear that ‘this is my costume’ t-shirt, I swear to god…”
“Ew, I hate this flavor. Trade?”
“Stop crying, it was just some dude wrapped in toilet paper!”
“Wow, you sure put too much effort into this holiday.’
“They didn’t have any more candy so I asked for weed.”
“DON’T GIVE KIDS ALCOHOLIC CANDY!”
“Every time I sit down more kids show up at the door. I hate Halloween.”
“Whoops, no more candy. Sorry. Bye.”
“How cute. You look like you raided a dumpster!”
“THAT COSTUME IS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE!”
“Apparently she’s dressed as a witch, but I don’t really see the difference…”
“Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?”
“I don’t think you should be having that much sugar…”
“If you weren’t diabetic before, I’m pretty sure you are now…”
“Bobbing for apples is gross. Every kid got spit in there.”
“This house isn’t sca–AHHH!”
“Kind of makes me wish something interesting would happen. Like murder.”
“NO. NO OUIJA BOARDS!”
“We’re going to a graveyard? What are you, thirteen?”
“I’ve seen scarier Hot Topic cashiers.”
“This isn’t right. Where are the slutty male costumes?!”
“This party sucks. I’d rather be out getting free candy with first-graders.”
“Yeah, because I definitely want to get arrested for trespassing tonight.”
“You wasted all the toilet paper on the first house, there’s nothing left!”
“Okay, so just hit the door bell and then run!”
“It’s just a couple of broken eggs, it’s not going to damage the car!”
“No way. People who have sex at parties die on Halloween. That’s just movie logic.”
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lizgoodwins:
“Yes, I don’t mean to be rude but…” She begun, looking in front of her to pick a good plant to throw into her cauldron. “But I’m working here and I’m not exactly in the mood to entertain anyone today…” Was she ever in the mood? Not for quite a long time now. It was no one’s fault but her own, but such was life.
“If it’s about the new restrictions, I have permission to be here, there’s still sun outside, I’ll be done soon.”
doc understood the purpose behind the new curfew. in fact, he agreed with it wholeheartedly. but when he wasn’t able to get to the greenhouse between classes to water his plants, there was no way he was going to adhere to it. “you can stay here ‘til six in the morning, i don’t really care. as long as you’re not standing in that spot.” he used his watering can he preferred using it over his wand - it was easier to control just how much water he was using to gesture at the plants right below where she was reaching. “they don’t take too kindly to being crushed. they might eat you.”
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(12:04 pm): do you ever sleep?
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(3:57 am): i’m not saying it’s the best movie out there…but if it was released now i think we as a society would be a lot different
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Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone:
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@gryffintally: do you think the house elves are safe? I mean, they don’t have phones, rignt? so we’ll still get food?
@caradork: @gryffintally DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
@caradork: @gryffintally @wearedeath can you confirm this
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