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"chat is a pronoun" has officially joined my list of internet linguistics pet peeves. "emojis are hieroglyphs" is welcoming them to the club.
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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my friend's Jade plant got sucked on by little white guys
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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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neptune, styx, and the harpies
from a copy of john ridewall's "fulgentius metaforalis" (?), bavaria, c. 1424
source: Vatican, Bibl. Apostolica Vaticana, Pal. lat. 1066, fol. 222v
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