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carolxdanvers · 6 hours
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carolxdanvers · 10 hours
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The nazis that you see in movies are as much a historical fantasy as vikings with horned helmets and samurai cutting people in half.
The nazis were not some vague evil that wanted to hurt people for the sake of hurting them. They had specific goals which furthered a far right agenda, and they wanted to do harm to very specific groups, (largely slavs, jews, Romani, queer people, communists/leftists, and disabled people.)
The nazis didn't use soldiers in creepy gas masks as their main imagery that they sold to the german people, they used blond haired blue eyed families. Nor did they stand up on podiums saying that would wage an endless and brutal war, they gave speeches about protecting white Christian society from degenerates just like how conservatives do today.
Nazis weren't atheists or pagans. They were deeply Christian and Christianity was part of their ideology just like it is for modern conservatives. They spoke at lengths about defending their Christian nation from godless leftism. The ones who hated the catholic church hated it for protestant reasons. Nazi occultism was fringe within the party and never expected to become mainstream, and those occultists were still Christian, none of them ever claimed to be Satanists or Asatru.
Nazis were also not queer or disabled. They killed those groups, before they had a chance to kill almost anyone else actually. Despite the amount of disabled nazis or queer/queer coded nazis you'll see in movies and on TV, in reality they were very cishet and very able bodied. There was one high ranking nazi early on who was gay and the other nazis killed him for that. Saying the nazis were gay or disabled makes about as much sense as saying they were Jewish.
The nazis weren't mentally ill. As previously mentioned they hated disabled people, and this unquestionably included anyone neurodivergent. When the surviving nazi war criminals were given psychological tests after the war, they were shown to be some of the most neurotypical people out there.
The nazis weren't socialists. Full stop. They hated socialists. They got elected on hating socialists. They killed socialists. Hating all forms of lefitsm was a big part of their ideology, and especially a big part of how they sold themselves.
The nazis were not the supervillians you see on screen, not because they didn't do horrible things in real life, they most certainly did, but because they weren't that vague apolitical evil that exists for white American action heros to fight. They did horrible things because they had a right wing authoritarian political ideology, an ideology that is fundamentally the same as what most of the modern right wing believes.
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carolxdanvers · 10 hours
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ok so i was on my way to physics lab yesterday and i got a text right as the elevator doors opened, from the receptionist for the physics department. she asked if i would be going to the banquet tomorrow, and said there'd be free food. so since my lab is right next door to the physics dept, i rolled up and went "hey, depending on what time it is i'd love to" and she goes "ok it's at 5"
and then heidi, who is the admin for the department, goes "you're one of three people who need to be there who haven't RSVP'd!" so i was like "oh i'm so sorry, yeah of course i'll be there" and then i got to my class and i was like "....what did she mean 'people who need to be there' am i getting an award???? Why would i be getting an award, i havent done anything"
and then i checked during lab and for some reason my email hasnt synced to my phone correctly for over a week, and sure enough there were emails from heidi being like "I can't say more but a little bird told me that if you're getting this email.... let's just say that the awards are secret until thursday night, but it's in your best interest to come!" and im ??????
so now i am hauling ass bc in addition to two midterms (which i haven't had time to study for) i apparently also need to dress nice because i'm... getting some kind of award tonight??????????????
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carolxdanvers · 18 hours
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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"
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carolxdanvers · 18 hours
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surely no one in academia cares at this point
You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.
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surely no one in academia cares at this point
You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.
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carolxdanvers · 21 hours
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carolxdanvers · 21 hours
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Just saw a post about dolls and how kids play with them, and I remembered that my grandpa, who had real bad alzhiemer's, would buy me and my sisters the same dolls from the dollar store every Friday. It had became a routine for him, and he forgot that he'd already gotten us those toys
So that led to us having a shitton of super cheap barbie knock offs, and my parents could only sneakily return so many
We also had a shitty row boat, because my dad has really bad adhd and no impulse control. He also had no idea how to keep a boat, which meant it immediately filled up nearly to the brim with rain water as it sat next to our driveway for seasons unused
So what's a kid to do with dozens of unwanted barbies and what is basically an above ground pond at this point? I'll tell you
What you do is take those dolls and stick them in the boat very carefully. Then you watch as the seasons change, the temperature gets colder, and the water in the boat freezes as winter takes hold.
You never really forget bringing your mom out to the boat in the dead of winter to show off the homemade river Styx her children have crafted in the backyard, a dozen cheaply made plastic monstrosities carefully positioned to reach up to the surface in a frozen agony
Those dolls stayed in their frozen hell until we finally found someone who would buy the boat, like two years later.
Unfortunately, I cannot remember what the guy's reaction was when he actually came to see it and witnessed the art installation inside
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carolxdanvers · 22 hours
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I guess friendly reminder that you can't actually judge someone's socioeconomic status based on what they own and the classic republican "they can't be poor they own a smart phone/computer" argument doesn't suddenly stop being complete out of touch nonsense when a poor person makes it.
Anyway insert "y'all can't be trusted to eat the rich bcs you'll target taco bell shift leaders and people with playstations instead of actual billionaires" post here.
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The Atelier by Jimmy Choo Fall 2023 Bridal
Photos by Kylee Yee / courtesy of The Atelier
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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?
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carolxdanvers · 1 day
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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
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carolxdanvers · 1 day
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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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