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Fallon: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Steven: My future husband must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Sam : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Steven: That one. I want that one.

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Fallon : You're alive.

Adam: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Blake : *on the phone* Just beat him some more and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Blake : Anyways, you said Fallon is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Sam *in a jail cell*: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Fallon *in the cell next to him*: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Blake, coming back from his trip after Cristals death: Traveled the wide, wide world…

*Fallon, Steven, Alexis & Sam trying to kill each other in the foyer*

Blake: And came back to this?

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Blake: Why did I find a lighter in your office?

Adam: I was destroying some evidence.

Blake: Oh good! I thought you were smoking weed.

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Sam: Fight me old man

Anders: At least try to sound more sophisticated when you insult me

Sam: oh, i’m sorry. i should ask – dost thou want to engage in a duel, my old bitch?

Anders: That’s somehow worse

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*Blake after catching Teenage Fallon making out with a boy*

Blake: You are grounded for…til college

Fallon: For til college?

Blake: For til college.

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