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them: whats signs do you have that capitalism is killing people? what signs do you have that it’s worsening their lives?
me:
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5:00: oh boy Chinese food
5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
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y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???
fucking wild levels of hilarious
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Does anyone else go look for their favorite books on the shelves at bookstores? Like you already own copies of the entire series in hardcover, paperback, and kindle and there is no possible way you could justify buying them again but
you still go try and find them in the store. just to say hi. to imagine for a moment that this is the first time you are finding them. to see them and just say “hi i know you.”
or is that just me?
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Federico García Lorca, tr. by Sarah Arvio, from Selections; “Autumn Song,”
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Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.
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if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.
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what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck
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the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression
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lips: soft
face: soft
hair: soft
heart: soft
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Abolish capitalism so I can leave work and go to my friends party
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