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i need to put him in a little jar and violently shake him

#tk #<- sorry but i will not be exposing myself

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#41 #idk what’s in there atp

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i know my heart belongs to at least one person. my license says organ donor

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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morning routine: ruminate on past events, be overcome by visions, agonise about your wasted potential, coffee

#i really need to get out of bed rn

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#watermelon strawberries sumo oranges

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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i would truly do anything for a chicken biscuit rn

#or even just. a good biscuit in general

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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#SCREAM #this is the most me thing ever

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they’ve been found 🙏🏼🙏🏼

might’ve just lost my sunglasses and i’m going a little insane over it

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might’ve just lost my sunglasses and i’m going a little insane over it

#they’re prescription #even if i was able to go and order a new pair today #it would take like 10 days for new ones to come #i can’t wait that long i can’t fucking see #these sunglasses are like a fucking security blanket atp i need them!!!!!!

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what am i supposed to do with myself now that i’ve finished the most life changing fic (<- experiences this at least once a month)

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my problem is that I give too many fucks!!! nonchalant people I want to be like you

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this is a rlly silly poll that probably nobody will see but I am curious:

#never #the socks have to feel the same on my feet #if that makes sense #also i always match up pairs when doing laundry so mismatched socks would have to be a conscious choice lol