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cat-boy-tits · 6 hours
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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cat-boy-tits · 7 hours
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love every trans woman before it's too late, except for this one. show solidarity for transfemmes, except for this one. always have your sisters' backs, except for this one. protect trans women even the ones you don't like, except for this one. support weird and offputting girls, except for this one. don't trust callouts of transfems, except for this one. love trans women, except for this one
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cat-boy-tits · 7 hours
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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cat-boy-tits · 8 hours
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'punch a nazi!!' how about we start small and you can name two jews who feel comfortable talking about judaism openly around you
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cat-boy-tits · 8 hours
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how?? just how?
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cat-boy-tits · 9 hours
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Iain M Banks: What is a weapon? What does it mean to use a weapon? Can a person be a weapon? Is there a difference between using a weapon and being a weapon? Is this difference meaningful? What kind of person would choose to be a weapon?
Also Iain M Banks: Here's a sapient starship with a scat fetish.
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cat-boy-tits · 9 hours
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I feel like indie video game devs are secretly conducting some sort of unethical mass social experiment to identify the exact most tedious and aggravating thing people will willingly watch a streamer play.
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cat-boy-tits · 10 hours
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small columbo ("smallumbo") figure from last year
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cat-boy-tits · 10 hours
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this appeared while i'm drawing bandit getting pumped....
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cat-boy-tits · 10 hours
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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cat-boy-tits · 11 hours
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*reading a label on the back of a product*
"trans fat"
gets so h ard I pass out
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cat-boy-tits · 11 hours
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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cat-boy-tits · 11 hours
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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cat-boy-tits · 12 hours
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I love when people say that war in Ukraine is constantly "shoved down their throats" in the news but for some reason I hear on a daily basis "oh I thought war was over a long time ago" lol
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cat-boy-tits · 12 hours
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