Was driving under the influence of several potions and concoctions ond totalled my broom. Thank God nobody got hurt, just two corporate lawyers but who cares.
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To know Lestat is to know he's a lying liar who lies.
love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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It's raining outside.
I had PLANS for the day,like pulling weeds, planting my avocados.
Instead I'm watching videos on REACT on youtube.
The saddest day.
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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the way this is phrased to avoid confronting the reality that people can’t afford food anymore
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As a close personal friend of everyone,
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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I wish I had the entertaining ADHD that people think people with ADHD have and not the catastrophically fucking bad with deadlines ADHD that makes me scream internally while doing nothing
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