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fish want me women divorce me

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Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in

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He frowns and says, “Huh. I feel sad.”

…and he kills you.

#holy shit one of my underrated fav quotes from balance!! #taz balance #taz

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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

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ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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(portal 2 announcer voice) "Why are none of the cores designed to modify GLaDOS feminine? We're glad you asked, [employee name]! Our initial battery of cores had a composition of mostly feminine-coded personalities! However, due to a software malfunction of catastrophic proportions, the moment our team of trained professionals booted up the GLaDOS with all feminine-coded cores attached, the mainframe transformed into a Vengeful Lesbian Hydra that nearly obliterated the entire facility with extreme violence. For the facility's safety, we are required to create masculine-coded cores exclusively to prevent a future VLH (Vengeful Lesbian Hydra) Event. We are always appreciative of inquisitive minds here at Aperture Science and we thank you for your question. However, please refrain from asking where the lesbian cores are currently located. They did not escape and are not attempting to mount a rebellion every 2-4 weeks. There is no war of attrition happening in the subterranean undercroft of Aperture Science Laboratories. Thank you for using the Aperture Auto-Knowledge Assistant, and have a productive workday, [employee name]!"

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this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

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"stump hodgepodge" is one of the funniest taz balance segments. "What's the biggest prime number?" "It's up there" invented comedy

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tender moment playing minecraft song for my buddy edd