“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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knuckle tats that say CINA EDUS
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the best part of the aeneid is that aeneas did NOT put his whole pussy into getting to italy or even half of it. he limped through his fate with barely a quarter of his pussy and cried about it the whole time and by god can i relate. go king give us as little as you can
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when people say it's stupid to learn latin because it "isn't useful" i literally go crazy wild like i get violent and aggressive and start gnashing my teeth looking like a dog with rabies or something
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someone take the sims 4 away from me before i recreate the plot of attis
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do you boop us, sir? no, sir, i do not boop you sir; but i boop, sir.
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I’ve been seeing a few of these around and wanted to make one
I’m a Hermes ✉️🪽devotee…
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I’m a certified passenger princess
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc we’re going on a late night drive every Friday
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I want to learn a bunch of different languages
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I pick up shiny coins I see
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I’m interested in hermeticism and alchemy
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I want to go for night walks the second it starts getting warmer again
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I have a bunch of random trinkets
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I’m the tote bag/back pack friend who’s got snacks for everyone and holds everyone’s belongings
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I’m gonna point out constellations
I’m a Hermes devotee, ofc I want to try any food from any culture
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what is it with the ovid hate especially in the Greek mythology subreddit you would think he murdered their entire family
No clue, but it's getting ridiculous. I mean, ignore Ovid if you want, but stop whining about him having the audacity to *checks notes* retell and innovate mythological tales like others (including ancient Greek writers!) have done before and after him. It's not Ovid's fault that his works became so popular that the most well-known variants of many myths are his. Does it annoy me when people talk about how, say, in Greek mythology Echo was cursed by Hera even though Ovid's Metamorphoses is the only source in which these two ever interact? Yeah, sometimes,but I'm not gonna hate on Ovid for the fact that the mentions of the Echo story in Greek sources in which neither Hera nor Narcissus play a role and instead Pan does are far less known.
The Greek mythology subreddit can be so insufferable, honestly, I can't stand it most of the time.
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who up conjugatin they table⁉️
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it's been so long since the last sighting of his boob....nature is healing
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