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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#Jedidiah and Sydney (in that order) #using humor to defect problems is a very Sydney-ish thing to do #camp here and there #sydney sargent #jedidiah martin #sydidiah

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

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Over the Garden Wall is almost ten years old and that both feels too old and unbelievably young.

I remember first watching this in the backroom of a museum on my ipod touch in late August in 2015 and it still feels like it’s been a pillar of Americana for the past thousand years.

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Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

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I can definitely be trusted in the meat section of a Costco. Or any meat department of a grocery store. Guys you can definitely leave me alone with all the raw bloody delicious meat and I won’t eat it. Trust.

#> hey cecil says a thing! <

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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If there's one thing no professional interior designer can ever truly emulate, it's maximalism. Sure, you can put together a bold and loud-coloured room with daring patterns and a creative colour scheme, and a cute and quirky gallery wall with a fun and funky theme to it, but a real maximalist home always has some element that is simply fucked up. Like the ugliest goddamn piece of furniture you've ever seen, some piece of decor that makes you wonder why the fuck would anyone want that in their house. Your eyes land on it and your instant reaction is "thanks, I hate it." And it's at home in this household, it literally could not fit in and look like it belongs anywhere else.

That's the spirit of maximalism. Someone's instinctive talent of locating the most hideous kitchy porcelain hippo lamp that anyone has ever seen, and going "ooh, your place is in my living room."

And miraculously, somehow being correct.

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adhd moment

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I GOT HAIKU-BOTED! I’m honored 💕

Soren Baltimore thing:

You won’t get the time from a dead white rabbit

Trapped in a prison of rotting boards

To turn back time on an undead rabbit

Bow to our old Mother of Stones

#haiku bot #> hey cecil says a thing! < #camp here and there #soren baltimore #soren chnt

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whats a squiddle

#peace and joy

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Meet me at the hollow log

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

#legendary post #maybe not yet but it will be one day #fav