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If I saw a twink getting pounded I would rescue him

#uncooch him foul harlot #sorry

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You got a link?

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

#CROWS #they are magnificent creatures and when i was befriending them they brought me a chestnut and a stale crust of bread #I've never been so honored in my life

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#the correct one is winning

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you know the drill sooo reblog pls.

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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come on man

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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#i would like to fix myself #or plug in instead of sleeping

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Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.

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“DANGER BOX” | ‘66/71 「YOKO ONO 小野 洋子」

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.