chaosrune

[chaosrune]

be honest- why are you evil? Btw do you want some millionaire's shortbread? *holds the plate of recently cooked millionaires shortbread up to you*

It's very simple, mortal.

I am not evil.

#so say the mortals #and yes obviously we want uh... Whatever that is #((apologies anon tumblr hid this ask from me for like a month apparently))

[chaosrune]

YOU... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE TIDELORD?? AND WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?! YOU'RE NOT WILLIAM AFTON, JUST DIE ALREADY! *A large abberation dragon on a leash just glares. Then it bites off the leash and bows its head.*

(Heres what he looks like)

Hmmm let's see...

First, we ate him. Sorry about that, really. Second. Don't reference FNAF in my inbox, mortal.

Got any other burning questions?

-V

#the void speaks #so say the mortals #Dont bring high realm bullshit in here thats my job

[chaosrune]

You do that. Let us know how it works out for you.

-D

by the way if anyone was wondering about cooking tidelord (if you can ever find him to cook)

It's from how to cook an eel

[chaosrune]

You all have to understand how funny this is.

by the way if anyone was wondering about cooking tidelord (if you can ever find him to cook)

It's from how to cook an eel

#get cooked idiots #throwing shade

[chaosrune]

Hear that, snotball? They're going to eat you.

cure for heartbreak: eat god

#throwing shade

[chaosrune]

????????????????

[chaosrune]

Remember when the lore used to be about me?

Wasn't that fun? Didn't we all have fun?

[chaosrune]

Well now that's rude to both us and them.

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BACK?! WHY?!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY FROM MY LIBRARY!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REPLACE MORE BOOKS!!!!!

[chaosrune]

If you don't want them, we could take them off your hands as a little adoption~

-UNISON

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BACK?! WHY?!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY FROM MY LIBRARY!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REPLACE MORE BOOKS!!!!!

#in unison #throwing shade #after all you and I are such good friends right?

[chaosrune]

Mind your business~

-C

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!

#the chaos speaks

[chaosrune]

What are you idiots staring at?

#the void speaks #ugh theres m o r e ?

[chaosrune]

As the voice currently living in your brain, I am worried for the safety of my residence looking at this.

-V

#the void speaks

[chaosrune]

WHO PENISED MY FUCKING POL̷͢L IM GONNA KILL Y̶̹͕̪̱̘̹̩̹͠O̪̫͚͈̜̺̻̫̫͇̜̭̰͙̘U

[chaosrune]

You're being dramatic.

-V

[chaosrune]

#finally #a fair poll

[chaosrune]

It's ok Shade I voted for you 💖

You are the last decent mortal. How does it feel to be superior to your brethren?

#so say the mortals

[chaosrune]

Well pardon us for thinking that your children might be smarter than you.

-V/D

#its a low bar to clear #i truly had hope