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Motohashi Iori and Minato Ohse — Nennemurinrin

Translation: ksts Proofreading: yuno (ENG)

Nennemurinrin Nennemuranran Nennemurunrun Nennemunyamunyamu

Slaves are better off serving than sleeping, dependence on others is akin to punishment And idiots are better off killing themselves than sleeping, go ahead and perish Terrifying is the very thought of losing the only reason for being Don't get full of yourself, a hopeless failure that you are

So let us chant These words, that lull you into eternal slumber Let the good-for-nothing take pains To put you to bed; a bit of laboriousness is fine

Nennemurinrin Nennemuranran Nennemurunrun Nennemunyamunyamu

An idiot who keeps crying his eyes out as he is being sunk into the deepest hell; all your struggles are perfectly useless And a slave who keeps crying his eyes out as he is being pushed around; accept that at once Running fingertips along the sweat-drenched neck Only normal human beings alone can afford to be full of themselves

So let us chant About this miracle of release from the martyrdom And into the world beyond, you will be guided O snoring Agnus Dei

So let us chant Now, just devote yourself And by giving all your empty heart and soul Lull them to sleep

Well now, good night, Ohse-san It’s fine, you go first, Io-kun No-no, there’s no need to be stubborn I’m not Yes you are! I told you I’m not! Geez, stop putting on a tough front! Go to sleep already! I’m a sore loser, so don’t mind me And I’m a slave! Come now, I’ll walk you to the bed! Go by yourself Enough, good night! No, good night to you! No, to you!! Good night!!! Good night!!!! Good night!!!!! Good night!!!!!!! Aaargh!!!!!!!

Slave and idiot alike, may you find peace and sleep Good night

Translation Notes

— I chose not to translate the title as well as nennemu- parts, but basically it all comes from “nemuri”/“nenne” – “sleeping” and the following onomatopoeias: “rinrin” – either bell ringing or cricket chirping, “ranran” and “runrun” – humming, “munyamunya” – sleep-talking

— Agnus Dei – Lamb of God (“Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world”). May have a connection to Mozart’s requiem

— “Dependence on others is akin to punishment” – “is akin to flogging”

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Bonus drama track — Sleeping Song

Characters: Iori, Ohse Translation: ksts Proofreading: yuno (ENG) Drama track link

Iori and Ohse: Sleeping song

(Sound of crickets chirping)

Ohse: Sigh…

Iori: Good evening

(Iori walks over to Ohse)

Iori: Whatcha doing?

Ohse: Nothing much…

Iori: Can’t sleep, huh?

Ohse: …Yeah. What’s the time?

Iori: It’s past 2 a.m. already. Well, I can't sleep either

Ohse: …I wonder why we sleep in the first place

Iori: Mm?

Ohse: Io-kun, why do you sleep?

Iori: Why, you ask… Because I have to?

Ohse: Why do you have to?

Iori: Ehh? Lemme think… For my body to rest? Or head?.. I don't really know, though

Ohse: We sleep yet don't even know the reason behind it… And what's more, we spend a full third of our day doing it. Why…

Iori: Hmm…

Ohse: Do you ever think about it?

Iori: Not really

Ohse: So you don't…

Iori: Well, that's just how it is. I mean, there will be trouble serving you all the next day if I don't get enough sleep

Ohse: Mm…

Iori: And you think about that kind of stuff, huh

Ohse: Yeah

Iori: Weirdo

Ohse: Right back at you

Iori and Ohse: ??

(Some sounds come from outside the room)

Ohse: Who's that?

Iori: Dunno

Ohse: Seems the others can't sleep either

Iori: Right… The others can't either… Then I wonder if there is some good way for them to get to sleep

Ohse: ?

Iori: I mean, they're having trouble, right? I wanna give them a good solution

Ohse: Right, we should come up with something

Iori: What about making a pillow? Like a soft and comfortable one

Ohse: Ehh… Nope

Iori: Dakimakura?

Ohse: As if they need that…

Iori: Midnight snack?

Ohse: Uhh…

Iori: Maybe earplugs?

Ohse: I don't think that's the problem…

Iori: I see…

Ohse: …Song

Iori: ?

Ohse: I think a song will do

Iori: A song? What do you mean?

Ohse: A song for sleeping, sleeping song

Iori: Hmm? Ah, like that? One dog, two dog, that one?

Ohse: It’s sheeps

Iori: Dogs are fine too!

Ohse: They’re not. You're just gonna bark counting them. One dog

Iori: Woof!

Ohse: Two dog

Iori: Woof woof!

Ohse: Three dog

Iori: Woof woof woof!

Ohse: See, you can’t sleep like that

Iori: Fair. Hmm, but as for the song… I wonder if I can make it

Ohse: I’ll help you

Iori: Eh. So that we make it together?

Ohse: Yeah

Iori: Mm…

Ohse: Hmm…

(Iori and Ohse yawn)

Iori: I wonder which one will do…

Ohse: Yeeaah…

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#102 — Cold

Characters: Iori, Terra, Rikai, Sarukawa, Ohse, Amahiko, Fumiya, Torahime, Nakagami Translation: ksts Proofreading: yuno (ENG) Drama track link

Rikai: «Apparently, visiting shrine late at night caused everyone to fall ill»

(Coughing and sniffing sounds) Cough-cough… Sniff-sniff…

Rikai: I told you all to take care, but you chose to ignore it! And here you are! Achoo! …Guess this is the problem with living together… If one person gets sick, everyone gets sick… I was worried that the situation might get worse, but…

(Iori sings cheerfully) Lalala! Laaaa!~

Rikai: ?

(Iori sings and dances as he does the housework) Infection is spreading and won’t go awaaay~ ♪ Devoted care won’t eeend~ ♪ Cold, everyone caught a cooold~ ♪ Lalala! ♪

Rikai: Iori-san?

Iori: Uwah!!

(Iori knocks things down in a panic) Ri-Rikai-kun

Rikai: What were you just singing?

Iori: Eh? Singing? Was I?

Rikai: Yes, and very happily

Iori: Ha-ha-ha-happily?! There’s no way I would! It’s terrible that everyone caught a cold, you know?! In such a situation, only those not right in the head would sing happily! Cut it out! I’ll get mad!

Rikai: R…Right…

Iori: What's more important, how is everyone’s recovery going? Are they feeling any better?

Rikai: No, it looks like their condition is still pretty bad…

Iori: Alright!

Rikai: Excuse me?

Iori: That’s it! Yes! Keep it going! Thanks! Thank you for the meal!

Rikai: Iori-san.

Iori: Eh? Ah, that was by accident!

Rikai: How was that an accident. You definitely were happy just now

Iori: No, I wasn’t?! In a situation like that! It’s terrible that everyone caught a cold after all! How can anyone be happy about that!? Unless they're a total weirdo! Get it together, Rikai-kun! RIKAI-KUUUUUN!

Rikai: That’s what it looked like to me, though

Iori: Perhaps you’ve got a fever?

(Rikai coughs) Cough-cough… Cough-cough…

Iori: Ooh! Oooooh! See! You’re coughing! Nice, Rikai-kun! And it’s real bad! You definitely caught a cold!! Yaaaaaay!

Rikai: That was weird.

Iori: Accident! That was by accident!

Rikai: No no—

(The two disagree with each other)

Rikai: …Anyway, I think we should all go see a doctor

Iori: What? Doctor? It is totally not possible

Rikai: Why.

Iori: You see, there are a lot of cases of misdiagnosis and medical errors happening these days… The world is just full of quacks…

Rikai: What are you even going on about!

Iori: It’d be better to just recover at home! Lucky for you, I'm the only one still healthy this time! So I'll take care of everything, okay? Well, excuse me then!

Rikai: Ah—

(Iori proceeds making preparations) Wait for me, I’ll take care of you all! Ah~ I have so much to do~ How overwhelming!~

Nakagami: …Excellent, as expected from Motohashi-kun. What a spirit of service! Selfishness is rampant in the world nowadays, we all better learn from him How splendid! Right, Torajirou-kun?

Torahime: It’s Torahime

Nakagami: Haa… He’s just like an angel in white… (1)

Torahime: …Angel, huh

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: Sensei, did you just call Motohashi Iori an angel?

Nakagami: …I did

(Torahime clutches at Nakagami)

Nakagami: ?!

Torahime: Sensei, you still don’t understand a thing about Charisma— To the point where even I seem to know more than you do!..

Nakagami: A! AAAAAAAAAH!

(Fumiya lies languidly in bed) …

(Sound of the door opening ominously)

Iori: How are you feeeeliiiing?~

(Fumiya pulls a futon over his head) Eek! It's him!...

(Sound of Iori approaching) …, …, …, …

Iori: Eh? Why are you not eating? Even though you should be? You're not gonna get better that way, you know? Ah, right You just can’t eat on your own~ Fufufufu~

(Fumiya trembles with fear) …!

(Iori spoon-feeds Fumiya) Here, Fumiya-san, say “aah”~ Come on, “aah”, fufufufu~

(Fumiya trembles with fear) AaaaAAAH!...

Iori: Now let’s change, Terra-san~

(Terra trembles with fear) …!

Iori: Oh, look, you’re shivering! Are you cold?

(Terra trembles with fear) No, scared…!

Iori: Still got a fever, huh?

(Terra trembles with fear) No, scared, of you!..

Iori: Don’t worry, even if your fever never breaks— I’ll take care of you till the bitter eeeeend!

(Terra falls down, foaming at the mouth) ★◎■▽☆◇★◎■▽……！

(Iori’s voice comes out from nowhere) Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …!

(Iori’s voice comes out from nowhere) Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …!

(Sarukawa’s futon gets pulled off)

Iori: Saru-chaaaaaaan!!!! How are you feeeeliiiing?!?!?!

Sarukawa: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Amahiko’s futon gets pulled off)

Iori: Amahiko-saaan!!!! Won’t you take my organs?!?!

Amahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

(Sound of the door swinging open violently)

Iori: Ohse-saaan!!!! Are you feeling alriiight?!?! Here is some warm, nutritious, easy to digest, tasty rice porridge!!!! Special for yoooouuuu!!!!!!

(Ohse tries to resist by throwing things at Iori) …! …!

Iori: St-stop it!! You’re not in good shape now!! It will harm your health!! Come on, don't be shy and just accept my help already!! I even brought you a urine bottle!! It's hard for you to walk all the way to the toilet, right?! Do it!! Here!! Pee in the urine bottle!! Don’t mind me!! I won’t think of you as dirty!!

(Iori spreads his arms out)

Iori: I will make you bastard get well with my devoted caaaaare!!!! FUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rikai: Enough!

Iori: Ouch!..

Rikai: Now, will you kindly explain how on earth did it come to this?

Iori: Ahah… It seems I got a little too overwhelmed with my love for everyone… How embarrassing!

Rikai: Anyway, please return to your room for now. I will take care of the rest

Iori: Eh?!

(Rikai pushes Iori) Here, get in!

Iori: Wait-wait-wait, hold a minute!

Rikai: Here, just go already!..

(Nakagami investigates something) …

Torahime: Sensei, I told you already! They’ll find us!..

Nakagami: Don’t you worry. There’s no way Motohashi-kun would stop halfway through Looks like you don’t understand Charisma at all

(Iori and Rikai’s voices get closer)

Torahime: ! It’s them!..

Nakagami: Ehh?!..

Torahime: Hide!

Nakagami: W-w-w-where?

Torahime: Futon futon futon!

Nakagami: …!

(The two hide under the futon in a panic)

(Sound of the door opening)

Iori: It's fine! I’ll do everything myself! Rikai-kun?!

(Sound of the door shutting)

Iori: …

(Iori coughs violently)

(Iori staggers and knocks things off the desk)

(Iori falls to his knees and looks pained)

(Electronic sound comes from outside the room) Beep-beep-beep…

Iori: Ah… The washing machine has finished… I have to…

(Iori gets up and leaves the room, swaying) Cough-cough…

(The two leave the futon)

Torahime: …That’s how Motohashi Iori is

Nakagami: …

Rikai: «Iori-san served the others, carefully hiding his own true condition» «I wonder where does his abnormal self-sacrificing behavior come from» «A few days after we were all back to normal, someone visited our house»

(Doorbell rings)

(Sarukawa talks to someone) Ooh, so that's how it is! It was hella surprising to see ya It’s been a while? I know, right, ahaha

Terra: And who’s that?

Amahiko: I don't know

Fumiya: Kei’s acquaintance, maybe?

Ohse: …

(Sarukawa comes up to the others)

Sarukawa: Oi, where's Io?

Rikai: Eh? Well, you know…

Sarukawa: …

Terra: Hold up a second, Sarukawa-kun! Who is that?

Sarukawa: Io’s older sis

Five Charismas: EEH?! Older sister?!

(Iori’s sister bows her head) …

(The other five bow back) …

Sarukawa: Oi, Io, it’s yer sis Iooooo?! The hell did that bastard go… Iooooooooooo?!

Rikai: «Iori-san didn't come out»

Translation Notes

(1) Literally translated, 白衣の天使 means Angel in white, but it is also an idiom for Nurse

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Directory

Drama Tracks:

#102 Cold

Bonus Drama Tracks:

Sleeping Song

Songs:

Nennemurinrin (Motohashi Iori and Minato Ohse)