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and Steve falls for it every time

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"dean winchester is straight" some say.

dean winchester when handsome men flirt with him: blushes and twirls his hair

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Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

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#lovesloses

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Date: 19:40 UTC December 22, 2023

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men will say shit like "what broke the connection?" after they got on their knees in front of another man, let him hit & bloody their face while telling him how much they need him between the punches. wild.

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I got to the episode of Supernatural where Sam and Dean hunt the siren and I am absolutely going insane over the fact that it took the form of a man to go for Dean

The SIREN, who has so far lured its victims with romance and sex, took the form of a MAN to get to DEAN?

I understand why all you Supernatural fans are like this is insane

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steve and eddie rough housing in the living room on christmas eve night. wayne only chuckles and shakes his head bc the trailer hasn't been this lively on christmas since eddie was a little boy.

however, he does eventually have to tell them to knock it off bc they've almost knocked the tree over twice and steve's got eddie in a headlock, demanding he say uncle, and eddie has a mouthful of steve's arm and growling like a rabid dog with no signs of letting go.

they are dating.

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I love how the entire ST community just said "Wayne knows that Eddie is queer and fully accepts him" even in the most angsty fics I've read, Wayne always supports Eddie. I just think it's neat that we saw so little of Wayne, but we all love him, and we know how much he really loves Eddie.

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I need more mechanic Steve in overalls with his hair kept back with a backwards cap, his face and hands are always smeared with grease and he wears glasses while doing paperwork in his tiny office. A love for cars was the only thing him and his dad had in common but that didn't stop his dad from disapproving of Steve opening his own shop, a shop where people can come and know that they are going to be taken care of and not be ripped off. The only person Steve has ever overcharged is his dad.

Steve puts an ad in the paper for a receptionist because he's finding it hard to juggle phone calls and working on cars. He hires Eddie and instantly regrets it because he is very fucking distracting with his tight jeans, cropped tank top and lazy smile when he answers the phone. "Steve's Garage, how can I help- Oh! Mrs. Harvey, nice to hear from you again." Eddie pretends to choke himself with the phone cord when Steve looks over. "Your car is making a weird noise again? Oh no, better bring it in."

Steve rolls his eyes and closes the hood of the car he's working on so he can wait for Mrs. Harvey. He doesn't understand how one person can have so many car troubles. "Is she coming now?"

Eddie jumps, which causes the swivel chair to squeak loudly. Steve finds it strange how Eddie always seems so startled whenever Steve speaks directly to him. "Uh, yep! She says her car is making a 'ka-clunk' noise."

Steve runs a hand, his clean hand that is, down his face and groans. "She said that last week as well."

Eddie taps his fingers anxiously against the desk and, without looking at Steve, asks, "Can I help? We could get it done faster."

Steve narrows his eyes, he's not angry, just thinking and probably trying to see because he doesn't have his glasses on.

"You know cars?"

"Uh, yeah. That's what I originally came here to apply for, but I was too scared to say no when you asked if I was here for the receptionist job." Eddie twists a piece of hair in front of his face and avoids the shocked look Steve is giving him. "At least I can add 'receptionist for a month' onto my resume."

Steve scoffs and throws the dirty, grease covered rag from his overalls pocket at Eddie. "You're a shit receptionist. You better be better with cars than you are at answering the damn phone."

Eddie beams up at him and shoves the rag in the pocket of his jeans, right next to his bandana. "If I'm so shit, why didn't you fire me?" He teases while walking in step with Steve.

Steve glances at him briefly, a faint blush creeping up his neck to stain his ears and cheeks. "You're cute." This is said with a shrug and a small smile.

Eddie blushes and trips over a tire.

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If someone who wasn't familiar with HP listened to me for too long, they would assume Regulus Black was the main character of Harry Potter.

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google search Beautiful rocks near me

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bold of the CW to think we need a season 16 movie when we could literally make it ourselves

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listen. the fact that supernatural refuses to stay dead (the winchester, jensen teasing a revival) is actually SOOOOO camp. I think the first episode of season sixteen should be dean waking up in a hospital after his rusty nail accident and telling sam he had a bad dream where he was wearing an ugly ass wig

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Trying not to cry whilst putting the Christmas tree up with my family since Happy Xmas (war is over) just came on.

I'm trying not to cry because I can't explain to them that it's because of Dead Gay Wizards and the mental fandom that prefers angst and pain lmao.

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"supernatural is so embarrassing," i say, opening my 27th tab of destiel hurt/comfort enemies to lovers coffee shop au. "15 year-long hate crime." binge-watches season 13. "shittest tv show ever aired." gets a hunter tattoo.