‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up
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Women are allowed to do this.
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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have we discussed this already or
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I'm just a girl trying to get through all the books she wants to read
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cursebearing hips
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Always the writer, never the reader.
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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free palestine, jews against genocide!
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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.
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Vean_ima
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there is nothing panda express can do that a local joint run by a great aunt and three of her loosely distant relatives with extremely sunfaded stock photos on their 40 year old lightboard menus and 17 years outdated wall calendars cant do exponentially better and cheaper
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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things
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