Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"
There is a voice in your head that wants you to prove how you're actually the smartest person in the room. That voice is the devil, and it will make you chronically unfuckable.
what the fuck were highschoolers on in 2016 when they could go to bed at 1am wake up at 6am and have an alarm set for 3am to enter a chatroom full of fictional men