torture the blonde man some more
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I have almost definitely said it before but by god I will say it again: the funniest possible way to do the whole “fake marriage” trope would be like two people getting married so they can invoke the spousal privilege that lets them refuse to testify against one another in court. a couple of mobsters sweating bullets in a vegas wedding chapel so they aren’t compelled to rat on each other when the next heist inevitably goes sour
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She gangliated on my utrophin immuno latency until I toxin
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white boy this white boy that shut up and focus on the REAL character. Middle Aged Women With Diseases
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she trauma on my center until i second opinion
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gabe: why on earth does naomi hang out with that fbi prick he doesn’t seem like her type at all *proceeds to have one (1) interaction with little guy and manages to push his buttons* oh nevermind i get it now this is incredibly entertaining
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like to think gabe and maria have a work feud of setting up pranks for each other which finally culminates in maria paying for a male stripper to show up at his office after he’s had a shit day (he pretends to be mad)
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She let me hit because I stopped being a bioterrorist
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he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits
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the best pairings are grey haired doctor with every mental illness and their annoying blond partner
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