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WHAT A DREAM

#it’s actually about the coordination of style #the color theory going on in this space is fantastic #they did their big one here and someone could absolutely do an affordable version of this

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John Cena being so funny is wild to me. And unlike a lot of his peers, he’s playing wildly different characters every role. It’s so crazy how he carved out a space for himself.

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AITAH girlfriend made me wait for sex because I am boyfriend material

Me(25M) and my girlfriend (25F) were exclusive for 3 months. We had not have any kind of sexual action together. I came to learn she made me wait for sex because I am boyfriend material while she hooked up with people before me. Though nothing changed in the relationship I just lost my emotional connection with her after learning it. It felt disgusting hearing that. Like why I am held to an unfair higher standard? I broke off things with her after that. I know she does not owe me sex but holy shit being called a boyfriend material feels degrading and objectifying for some reason.

AITAH for breaking up with her because of that?

“She made me wait for sex”

“I felt disgusted”

“I am held to an unfair standard”

“Being called boyfriend material feels degrading”

Mans is 25 years old. What subgenre of red pill is this?

I wanted to ask him who his favorite YouTubers are.

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Once upon a time…

#enshittification

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To all the dog furries

Here

#😂

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#omg time is marching on #people have to google Monica Lewinsky

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

#humans will pack bond with anything

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

#my fashion icon #my inspiration

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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Tumblr mobile is not letting me click links🙃

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#yeah the white girls are wildin #Billie eilish was dressing like dem franchise boys and now is coming out as a vagina lover #bbgrl is technically a homeschooled child star so they’re just a fine line between her and Jo Jo siwa #she got the Aaliyah treatment where ppl kept trying to treat her brownish but that’s still a weird lil young adult

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Women who call their husbands “hubby” freak me out. To me it’s like they’re saying graphing calculator or Toyota Corolla. Like the next sentence will be about how he was a sound financial decision and he gets great mileage and only pees on the toilet seat sometimes.

#I become a hater when I’m awake after 10pm #like some kind of sleepy gremlin #but you know exactly what I meannnnnnn #hubby? euchhhhh #him? #is this your king? #is this your hubby? he sucks!

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No reproductive rights but it’s okay bc dick pills come in chewable form now.

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Duckie Thot by Vladimir Marti for Hapers Bazaar Arabia Magazine March 2024

#the editorial shoots are gorgeous this year

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Amiyah Scott

#so many people don't know that she is the blueprint for modern beauty as we know it. #every aesthetic the Kardashians ever stole #was her and dolls like her #but mostly her #she's Chloe sevigny for baddies

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#they're so fucking cute #they can never make me hate you #look at that face