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For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

#so it was a fictional character from the adventure of Lois and clark #but my mom just liked the name the character was irrelevant

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BRIDGERTON SEASON 3 SNEAK PEEK

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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Macey Reviews Best Picture Nominees 2024

Barbie: 7/10

I think I need to watch this movie again. I saw it when it first came out and went in looking for "Lego Movie" vibes. I should have watched in with "Oscar Movie" vibes. What I liked: Colorful, music, experience of people dressing up to go. What I didn't like: the founder being a ghost (?), the real world didn't follow real world rules, the plot being here, there, and everywhere. I have so many mixed feelings.

Oppenheimer: 10/10

I knew so very little going into this movie, and now I can tell you everything about this guy. Non-linear movies when done correctly are my favorite, because the smallest things become plot twists. And the scene where they test the bomb? AMAZING. That is CINEMA.

The Holdover: 7/10

It was a good movie, don't get me wrong. There funny moments, there were heartwarming moments. But was it stand out? Did it meet the standards of an extraordinary movie? Not really.

Maestro: 5/10

Don't be fooled; it is neither a romance nor a musical nor about Leonard Cohan that someone made me believe. This movie is pure Oscar bait, and as a world, there are some people that we don't need to make biopics about. This composer who yes was gay but also cheated on his wife a shit ton is not the story we need to hear. Here's what this movie does have going for it: the leads. Bradley Cooper proves again that I don't know what his real voice sounds like, and Carey Mullinger proves that I don't know what she actually looks like. Now Maya Hawke...is not like that. Sorry Maya, you brought me out of the movie.

The Zone of Interest: 7/10

It's one of those movies were you don't want to say "that was a good movie" because...it's deeply unsettling. The pace is soooo slow that I struggled to keep focused. Yet this movie is very poignant and speaks loudly. The fact that you never see any horrors, yet is easily one of the most sickening holocaust movies you'll see makes this movie worth the watch.

American Fiction: 9/10

Me the first twenty minutes: "Ahaha this movie is funny-wait what." I liked this movie a lot; it's humorous, it's got heart, and lots of things to think about. You will every piece of media you have ever consumed as a white person, even a movie on this list...but that is how you end a movie!

Past Lives: 8/10

This movie was so incredibly real, if that makes sense. Not relatable to me AT ALL, but I'm like yep. That's life. I shed a tiny tear, I did. And the cinematography was just perfect. But also...I don't like real life. I want movies where I can pretend that real life does have big, dramatic, love stories. GIVE ME DRAMATIC HAPPY LOVE STORIES DAMNIT.

Poor Things: 9/10

This movie was unhinged, I loved it. The Steampunk-esque setting was a real vibe. The entire plot was new and exciting. HOWEVER there was too much sex, and Europe had it right to cut that scene with the young boys. Very unnecessary . And the last like thirty minutes felt excessive.

Killers of the Flower Moon: 10/10

This movie is long, yet I felt like it went at such as pace that you don't notice it as much. I mean it was years worth of murders they needed to cover. The acting all around was amazing, and I want to stay away from white men now.

Anatomy of a Fall: 9/10

Another movie that is labeled something it is not; it is not a thriller. It is slow, but very tense crime drama. I actually forgot I was watching an oscar movie for a little bit and I was like thinking of all these plot twists. Yeah don't overthink it, it's not a criminal minds episode. Still, very well done and that child actor was amazing!

#maceyreviewsbestpicturenominees #oscars #academy awards 2024 #killers of the flower moon #anatomy of a fall #poorthings #theholdovers #maestro #bradley cooper #barbie #oppenheimer #barbiemovie

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sports teams are boyfriends

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My favorite thing about 9-1-1 is that they introduced Eddie Diaz like this

but every episode after he’s this

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

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that guy who went to space and said something along the lines of how it shattered his illusions about the wonders of the universe entirely because it was just cold and empty and dead and vast and everything worth marvelling at was back down on earth. yeah

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The Bear + Richie's Growth

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#okay so are we talking towards me? #because probably baby #BUT I teach small children and I call them literally every single one of these #along with munchkin and gremlin

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What a Lydia stillinski life would look like if we had more seasons or movies

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Moe Bumbercatch

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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.