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You seem like someone who would have really fucking awesome and hilarious playlists. Those are just your vibes.

this sounds like a compliment but you be the judge:

um.... my chemical romance and the used and death spells and leathermouth and some mindless self indulgence. but, like, the songs that go the hardest. i can’t name things, ok?

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lots of leathermouth. i’ve streamed hundreds of hours of kill the president which is honestly so cool and sexy

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literally just sound effects (the used) and faggot (msi)

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sad songs. i’m mean to myself sometimes.

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songs from the year i was born. no idea how i chose the title.

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don’t let that fool you it’s actually eminem.

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i- i don’t know man. i’d never thought too hard about these names or descriptions before they’re fucking horrible. this playlist is slutty 90s/early 2000s pop for vibing purposes.

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songs that remind me of my wife, baba clob

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it used to be just “pickle” but then i put a lot of mcr on it

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self-explanatory

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emo/pop punk but make it horny as f*ck

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*dance noises*

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angry/sad music

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choke :)

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he said that making someone a playlist means you wanna fuck and i said that just because i made him a playlist didnt mean i wanted to fuck but this was the playlist i had made

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i left out the cursed ones because i don’t want to be judged TOO hard but here you go.

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Since it’s pride month here’s a not so gentle reminder that pedos aren’t LGBT+!!!

now get outta our community, bitch!

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I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

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Concept: We Didn’t Start the Fire, but instead it’s listing everything millennials have supposedly killed

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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

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Ok but like

I would sincerely like to thank this hell site for maintaining my wholesome childishness during the whiplash enduring start to teen years. Looking forward to it getting worse, but hopefully being able to handle shit

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Credit: @juliehangart

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if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

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“A long-term study of children raised by lesbians found that these children were less likely to suffer from physical and sexual abuse than were their peers who were raised by heterosexuals. This is thought to be due to the absence of adult heterosexual men in the households (Gartrell, Bos, & Goldberg, 2010). Girls raised by lesbians tend to have higher self-esteem, show more maturity and tolerance than their peers, and are older when they have their first heterosexual contact (Gartrell et al., 2005, 2010). Children raised by same-sex parents seem to be less constrained by traditional gender roles; boys are less aggressive, and girls are more inclined to consider nontraditional careers, such as doctor, lawyer, or engineer (Gartrell et al., 2005; Stacey & Biblarz, 2001). Over the course of more than 20 years, scientists studied the psychological adjustment of 78 teenagers who were raised by lesbian mothers. Compared to age-matched counterparts raised by heterosexual parents, these adolescents were rated higher in social, academic, and total competence, and lower in social problems, rule-breaking, aggression, and externalizing problem behavior (Gartrell & Bos, 2010). There are fewer studies of children raised by two men, but gay fathers are more likely than straight fathers to put their children before their career, to make big changes in their lives to accommodate a child, and to strengthen bonds with their extended families after becoming fathers (Bergman, Rubio, Green, & Padrone, 2010).” ~ Martha Rosenthal, Human Sexuality: From Cells to Society, p.247.

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Merry chrisis

#f42069 and #b4da55 are fantastic colors that go so well with each other

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Sometimes my science teacher (one of the younger ones) mentions her partner when she’s talking about her life and stuff and it just hit me that that either means she’s an ally and not afraid to have people assume that partner means gay, or just dating another girl, and idk which I think is happier to think about

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Message to me

Do you like him or are you just touch starved and mentally messed up because of past relationships that ended up tricking your brain into thinking that any kind of intimacy means romance?

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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”