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Making every single one of these KimChay because I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-

- Too many beds

Post-canon, Kim and Chay go to stay at a resort owned by Tay’s family. They’re finally just warming up to each other again, and Kim, being the scheming little rat he is, specifically requests a room type that he knows only comes with one King bed.

Unfortunately, the hotel staff know him and are just so kind and generous, so when they see he has brought a friend with him, they very thoughtfully upgrade him to a two bed suite.

Kim can’t very well refuse once they so loudly point out in front of Chay that he booked the wrong room type, so he rolls with it.

It takes Chay about 2.5 seconds to realize Kim was scheming. He gets back at Kim by coming up with subtle hints the whole trip that he wants to share a room, and then never following through. By the end of the weekend, Kim is gnawing at the bit and pacing around like a caged animal, clearly trying his best not to be obvious about it, until Chay finally gives him a break on the last night they’re there and crawls into bed beside him.

- Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Pre-canon, Chay wins a “date” with his idol Wik! Oh my gosh!! It’s only supposed to be a 20 minute coffee date, but he intends to make the most of it!

Kim is very much not looking forward to this silly fan event. But much to his surprise, the fan he meets—Porchay—is just so charming. He finds he can’t say no to him.

The minutes fly by, until suddenly their “date” is over. But both of them want more time. 🥺 Shocking both Chay and himself, Kim ends up ducking his guards and crew, and spending the whole day with Porchay.

At the end of the day, they’re both very taken aback when half a dozen black SUVs screech to a halt beside them and both Kinn and Tankhun get out along with a swarm of bodyguards, loudly exclaiming about how they’ve spent the whole day searching for him. Kim has to physically stop the guards from grabbing Chay and vanishing him into a window-tinted car, before explaining to his brothers that no, this harmless little puppy of a boy did not in fact kidnap him.

- Really nice guy who hates only you

Post-canon, Kim and Chay are still very much on the outs. No one knows what happened between them. So it’s very shocking to all when Chay, the kindest, softest, most loving little teddy bear of a guy, acts like a complete and utter cunt to Kim at every single family gathering whenever they’re forced to interact.

Even more shocking is that Kim just takes it.

When they finally make up and get together, everyone thinks that it was some strange flirting/mating ritual and that Kim is just very into people being dicks to him.

- Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Many years post-canon, both Kim and Chay are successful musicians who are known to have a mysterious beef that neither of them ever speaks of. They never do the same events—if both are invited, only the one who accepts first will go, and the other will bow out.

So it shocks all of their fans when both of them end up as mentors on an idol group show!

Over time, they each get their own little “classes” of aspiring idols that are often pitted against each other, sometimes even performing on stage with them.

The competition is fierce and steamy, and has everyone wondering just what really did happen between them all those years ago.

- Divorce of convenience

Many years post-canon, a happily married KimChay have to pretend to divorce and despise each other so they can each move in on the different halves of another recently divorced mafia couple and steal their secrets.

Much to everyone’s frustration, they’re very bad at it. Like, SO BAD at it. They can’t be anywhere near each other without making lovey puppy dog eyes across the room. They keep a secret phone line to send each other apologies and love messages every time they have to be mean to each other.

Eventually the other divorced mafia couple end up seeing how desperately KimChay want to get back together, and end up working together to try to resolve KimChay’s fake conflict. This results in that couple also making up and getting back together, and the entire mission is declared a spectacular failure.

They do actually get the secrets though. Once they’re all friends, they just ask.

- Too much communication

Shortly post-canon, KimChay are recently back together and taking things slowly.

Kim is so different now. He’s being gentle and kind, always communicating everything and asking permission before doing anything, even things like hand holding and small kisses, and telling Chay everything that’s going on in his life and…

… both of them secretly hate it.

Finally one of them breaks. Chay cries it out, Kim panics it out, there’s some awkwardness and maybe a bit of shouting.

Once they both realize how silly they’ve been, Kim drags Chay to his room, tosses him onto the bed, pins him down, and defiles him exactly like he’s been wanting to for weeks. Chay makes the loveliest most pitiful sounds through all of it, and they both fall asleep sated and happy for the first time since they made up.

- True hate’s kiss

Post-canon, Kim and Chay have now despised each other for years. It’s well known in the family what happened, and that they’re not to be put in close proximity at family events or horrible things will happen.

Until one day, they wake up in each other’s bodies and are forced to work together to figure out how to resolve it. They find out that the only way to do so is True Hate’s Kiss, and decide to kiss each other to switch back.

… it doesn’t work. They then proceed to continue fighting about how the other must not hate them enough and needs to be better at it, clearly. Eventually they give up and figure there must be some other answer somewhere. Curses aren’t exactly easy to track down and diagnose.

It only takes a week or so before feelings start to resurface. On one particularly vulnerable night, they talk a lot of things out and then gently, slowly, kiss. For real.

And when they open their eyes, they’re back in their own bodies.

They were tricked. The answer was true love’s kiss the whole time. And now they have to admit they love each other. 😌

- Dating your enemy’s sibling

Welcome to canon.

- Lovers to enemies

… welcome… to canon 💀😂

- Hate at first sight

Chay runs a well known Wik fan account. He’s never been able to afford to go to a Wik event, but finally gets his chance at university orientation!

Kim meets Chay at the fan event and is very put off by how obsessed he seems. He acts like a complete cock to try to get him to tone it down. It works… a little bit too well.

Chay, having spent the last few years of his life obsessed with Wik, is completely heartbroken when his idol turns out to be a dick. His fan account becomes a hate account.

They feud publicly. It becomes a well known thing that Wik has a very highly-followed fan-turned-hater. People love following them both and watching them bicker on Twitter. Enemies to eventual lovers.

- Love triangle where the two lovers get together instead.

The Kittisawat parents were never murdered. Porsche and Chay were raised mafia, in competition with the Theerapanyakuns much like the minor family.

Kim and Chay are both reaching marry-able age and have been encouraged by their parents (ordered in Kim’s case, gently and subtly suggested in Chay’s case) to court the same girl, from another politically strategic family.

They end up in fierce competition for her hand.

But after spending all this time together, it only makes sense that they’d learn each other’s romantic preferences… and maybe even come to appreciate them over those of the girl they should both be wooing.

- Fake amnesia

Shortly post-canon, Chay still has not responded to the song Kim sent him. Then, one day, he gets caught up once again as a pawn in a mafia plot against Porsche. He’s kidnapped, knocked out, tied up in a warehouse (gods, can they at least get more creative about it), and used as bait to lure Porsche out.

But as with before, the whole damn family descends in a flash to rescue him. Even Vegas is on his side this time around. Chay thinks he should be touched.

Only… there’s someone else present, too. Someone who fought most viciously of all. Someone who Chay hasn’t spoken to in weeks, maybe even months, but who still makes his heart race every time he sees him.

Kim.

And for the first time since that song, Kim approaches him.

“Are you okay?” Kim asks, soft and wary.

Chay swallows. His mouth is dry. His heart is hammering in his chest. He want to yell at Kim. He wants to grab him and pull him in and wrap his arms around him and kiss him breathless. He doesn’t know what to do. He’s terrified of being hurt again.

He just wants to say something normal. A first step toward figuring out if the real Kim is anything like the fairytale romance he once fell in love with.

Instead, in his wild panic, he says, “I’m okay. But. Um… have we met?”

- Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

A soulmate can be many things. A lifelong friend, a lover, a profoundly inspiring mentor and teacher. There are a thousand and one ways that two souls can be eternally intertwined.

It would be just Kim’s luck to have drawn the shortest of the straws.

He’s spent his entire life training to be the deadliest killer he can possibly be. It began at his father’s behest, but ever since his soul mark appeared, he has trained for one reason, and one reason alone.

To kill his soulmate before his soulmate kills him.

Enter, the sweetest, kindest, gentlest, most harmless and doe-eyed boy Kim has ever beheld.

How could Porchay, of all people, be the one to enact Kim’s demise?

- Strangers to enemies

C- …. Canon 💀

- Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced you aren’t actually dating

CANON-

- Too hot to cuddle

The AC breaks in the compound. To Chay, who grew up struggling to pay the bills, this is a familiar, minor inconvenience.

To Kim, it’s a night of horrible, unfathomable misery. And every time Chay’s sticky, sweaty skin touches his over the sheets, he wants to die a little more.

Enter, um… sweetheart service dom Chay doing ice play? 😳🫣

- Love interest CEO is a himbo who runs his company into the ground

Porchay knows that his company was founded on luck. He sometimes says it was founded on all his luck, considering the sorry, unfortunate state of the rest of his life. But he has his passion—his company—and that’s what matters.

Kim hates it when his father sends him on errands. But this one, at least, seems easy enough—charm the CEO of a new unicorn company that’s been taking all of Thailand by storm, and figure out how they’re making a profit.

The CEO is cute, sweet, and just a little bit dumb. Exactly Kim’s type.

But then, much to Kim’s surprise, he falls in love. And even more to his surprise, he finds out the true reason that the company’s business model seems so impossible—they’re not really making any money at all.

Now he’s left with an impossible decision: follow through on his father’s wishes by letting Porchay ruin his company’s future, or step in and save the whole damn organization himself.

- Nursing home AU

It’s the Notebook, but it’s Kim telling the tale to KimChay. Sorry.

… And for the record, I haven’t actually seen the Notebook, only pieces of it. So don’t come at me if I’m wrong. 😂

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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