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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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If this vocal stim stays until Christmas season, we are so back

#its ‘silent night’ but youre ordering at a wendys drive through #a child! a child. tender and mild. with a large drink and fry. and some ranch on the side #clown talks #autism #vocal stimming

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HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE. GET OUT NOW. BEGONE VILE CREATURE!!! /j/silly

#mutuals get sent to the pokemon ‘trick room’ #lemme just *reverses your move order*

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries

#i love a good worldbuilding book

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an unmatched feeling actually

#forgetting the second feeling of ‘yeah. i know it was me. i chomped your leg and dragged you down with me’ #i live for violence

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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It’s wild looking back on isekai as a genre. Like, we used to get classics like Escaflowne, .hack Sign, Rayearth, Inuyasha.

And then I realized that the shared trait they all have in common is that they were all about girls and/or written by women. The moment men threw their hat in ring we started getting a deluge of shit called things I Was Reborn As A God Who Has A Harem Of Submissive And Breedable Sisters.

I yearn for the days when an isekai could be about a teen girl falling into a fantasy world and going on a life changing journey of self discovery, and maybe get a cute prince boyfriend or something along the way and it would be peak fiction every time.

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IT WAS IT WAS OMG I SEE MYSELF

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

#my inner rat demands ches block

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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"Bush lied about Iraq, Biden lies about Palestine"

Sticker spotted in New York

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appreciating Mocha's many shapes

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

#CHEESE AND CRACKERS FOR NEIL #CHARCUTERIE BOARD FOR NEIL

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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Funniest thing about tumblr is looking around like

“Ahhh yes. My fellow jesters of the court. Oh, your writing is splendid. I adore the crack fic you made, my fellow. And that art! Delightful! And-

Is that Shakespeare?”

#i keep forgetting well known authors are on this platform until i see a post from them #im just wandering around with a glass of grape juice and then BOOM Michelangelo is there