cobrakai1984
Johnny Lawrence
Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy. Cobra Kai & Karate Kid rp. Read rules.
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“I thought karate died in the eighties.” // *glomps Chelle*
"You said you wanted fun. Karate's fun. Don't bust my balls over this."
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what loool
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last time I was on tumblr we didn’t even have pinned posts so I have a lot to catch up on lol. I’m gonna revamp and reboot this blog I hope
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This conversation was a long time coming. I was wondering how they were going to address Robby with Miguel and I couldn’t have imagined it any better than this.
I’m so so glad that they finally had this conversation.
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last time I was on tumblr we didn’t even have pinned posts so I have a lot to catch up on lol. I’m gonna revamp and reboot this blog I hope
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Friends who get into trouble sentence starters
“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”
“We probably shouldn’t do this.”
“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”
“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”
“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”
“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”
“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”
“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”
“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”
“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”
“This is exactly what we need–a night out. Let’s go crazy!!”
“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”
“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”
“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”
“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”
“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”
“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”
“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”
“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”
“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”
“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”
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Cobra Kai Starters !
Taken from all three seasons of the Netflix series, Cobra Kai! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Most of these are from the latest season so be weary of spoilers!
“We’re all gonna die, kid! We’re all gonna die!”
“But I respect the safety in numbers aspect of joining a gang.”
“This is a man that faked his own death. Twice, apparently. That is the sort of guy we’re dealing with.”
“I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. It looks like an awesome place to… fight off a zombie apocalypse.”
“Never say no to free marshmallows.”
“My mom’s therapist always said, ‘you should always go with your heart.’”
“There’s nothing more romantic than free hot dogs and chicken nugs.”
“So your boyfriend turned out to be a jerk. And your boyfriend turned out to be the son of your mortal enemy.”
“I thought karate died in the eighties.”
“Actually, it was more of a no cops situation. You do realize that neither of you are cops, right?”
“I got into a fight with the paper towel dispenser.”
“Everybody’s got a sob story. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.”
“I’m a sex-positive feminist! Our bodies are our expression.”
“Defense takes on different forms.”
“Put good out into the world and good will come back to you.”
“Look, she put a smiley face! It’s even got little red cheeks!”
“They give you bionic legs or some shit?”
“I am 101% in love.”
“I’ve ruined every meaningfully relationship I’ve ever had. Starting with you, actually.”
“I do remember punching you in the face, though. That was fun!”
“We’ve been here five minutes and i already see ten people I hate.”
“Did that make sense or was it the wine talking?”
“One good things to come out of our time apart, I got to fall in love with you… Twice in one lifetime.”
“I know you refuse to answer my calls and I refuse to text or email.”
“Oh, yeah? Wanna step into the parking lot and see whose leg can go higher?”
“It’s too late, (name). There are no do overs.”
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send me a “☁” and i will put my itunes on shuffle, pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up and use it for a starter.
"Late for my job and the traffic was bad. Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man."
#elimoskowitz#cobra kai rp#NICE love the new url my friend#kiss me deadly by lita ford#meme answered
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send me a “☁” and i will put my itunes on shuffle,
pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up
and use it for a starter.
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a quick psa : if we rp together, i want to know everything about your muse. like seriously, no detail is too small and no factoid is unimportant. i wanna know who they are, what makes them tick, what they think about before they fall asleep at night, their fave food, their senior quote when they graduated high school !!! i love it all !!!
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thatslayer:
@cobrakai1984 hit that ❤
"It’s not a big thing.“ she rests back against the Firebird’s windshield, crosses one leg over the other. The Golf n’ Stuff sign’s a good distraction because she’d be an idiot to think Johnny wanted an eye-to-eye conversation right now. How is it that they haven’t fixed that sign, yet? It was broken when she was fifteen.
The thing about John? He couldn’t tell a convincing lie to save his life. Has Marty McFly syndrome — no inner monologue, no personal filter. So, it’s all there on his face. In the tense square of his shoulders, his frame. Even tense when Faith tries to tuck herself against his side, half a little worried that the cracked windshield of his death trap car will buckle under their combined weight.
She managed to get in there, though. Rest her cheek against his shoulder, "We’re okay. The house flipping thing was always a long shot, right? Just broke again, is all. Not like we haven’t been here before.”
Shannon was fucking right that Johnny was less than a real man who couldn't support his wife or his kid. The first real business he ever started went down the john almost as soon as it started and the stuck up fuck faces at the bank wouldn't even hear him out for a loan to get through a lean couple of months.
Yeah he was feeling sorry for himself but so what, nobody else would. Except Faith. He knew she gave things up to be with him but he didn't associate her with guilt but comfort. Like she was trying to comfort him now.
"Yeah, we'll be okay." Johnny agreed as he tenderly combed his fingers through her messy waves and held her against his side, "I've got a stash saved up. It's not much but it's a few months rent. I’m not gonna go begging Sid for a hand out. There’s no way in hell." he kissed her hair and whispered, "Shit. I'm sorry baby. For everything."
Strike Three || Johnny & Faith
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send me a “☁” and i will put my itunes on shuffle, pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up and use it for a starter.
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