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Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.

#these articles are fucking rough man

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A recent cartoon for New Scientist

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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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should i get into bird watching?

#best of

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should i get into bird watching?

#god #god it really #really does

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

#me when i worked at dominos

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loosing my mind

#mostly rad but #they made her so much skinnier :(

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#sophia the first

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#last night there was a computer in my dream but no phone #i was trying to leave a bad review at an awful subway #yeah most wildly boring stress dream ever

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OH. BOY. Im gonna make some hedge-hog stew. To-day. It's my favorite thing to do.

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oh wow the next gen Pokemon games just leaked

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me