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I wrote an ode to Mile's hotness in the style of the prologue to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

Two titties, both alike in dignity On fair Mile's broad chest, where we lay our scene, From ancient thirst break to new scrutiny where lustful blood makes fangirls' minds unclean. From forth the fateful mounds of these two pecs A swarm of horny fans remake their lives Whose bliss-adventured orgasmic overthrows do with their little deaths 'gainst boredom fight. The global sharing of their lust-mark'd love, in the presence of Mile's two eyebrows brave which, triangle-shaped, could fail none to move, is now all that consumes their simping days; And, when they gaze with disrespectful eyes, provides fuel, and space to fantasize.

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Kinnporsche is the best ship in Kinnporsche. Fite me.

#kinnporsche #i love the bit but lbr VP is the real OTP #kinnporsche the series

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Kinnporsche is the best ship in Kinnporsche. Fite me.

#kinnporsche #i love the bit but lbr VP is the real OTP #kinnporsche the series

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Hey Spock- watch out!

ah beans

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#airport selfie

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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

#Lmao #ides of march

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Every single person who thinks China is stealing their data is somehow always still using facebook

if you do not live in china and you’re worried that the chinese government will Steal Your Data and you’re not like an ambassador or a glamorous international spy then your brain has been turned into a fine powder by sinophobia. like buddy they don’t even want it

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my most extreme kink is feeling wanted. not like sexually or anything but kinda just as a person

#vegas wrote this post

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vegaspete as unhinged AO3 tags (pt 2/?)

#vegaspete #kinnporsche the series

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we solemnly swear we're up to no good

#ObsESSED #vegaspete

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ARTIST OF THE MONTH October 2021 // HYUNJIN

#hwang hyunjin

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Return of the pornbots 🫠

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#the way i cackled through the entire last episode #get fucked every one of you #dff #dead friend forever #dff spoilers

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