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imagine actually being able to sleep like a normal functioning human being
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture character arcs:
Kirk: I belong on a starship, so I'll have to get with the times and find my footing again
Spock: turns out I am gay
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My lil sister just showed me the Mystery Shack she build from scratch using pizza boxes and I'm literally so proud of her that I have to share it here
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I cant find any shenanigans with the government agents so might as well just do it myself
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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.
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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
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the girls...
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i just don’t think “is dude gender neutral” is that productive of a conversation because a word can be gendered and still used regardless of gender. i call my male friends girlypop and my female friends man but i don’t think anybody would agree that those are somehow not gendered terms.
the real question is just “would you be willing to apologize and stop using a word if somebody told you it made them uncomfortable?” the answer to which in a surprising number of cases is no mostly because it seems like overall ppl r more upset abt getting accused of transphobia than they are abt being transphobic
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reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.
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hmmm
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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Concentration camp.
They built a concentration camp.
I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.
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