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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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i hate brand accountsi hate brand accountsi hate brand accountsi hate brand accountsi hate brand accounts
Wrong guy
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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen
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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
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i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time
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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
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JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW
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faggot flagging praxis
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this is such a non-issue but truly no greater tragedy than seeing a piece of media furryfied and they've made your special guy the wrong animal. like that animal does NOT align with the themes in my little guy's story, do it again.
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Anxieties! Attack!
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The best part of waking up
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