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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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No fucking way LMFAO
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And I’ve been a forest fire And I am the fire and I am the forest And I am a witness watching it
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Imogen Poots as Julia Maddon in Need for Speed (2014)
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“You’re complicated. You need someone who gets that about you.”
— Lev Grossman
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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy
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“If all else failed she had the power of the bathroom handjob, and she wielded it with an iron fist.”
— Lev Grossman, “The Magician King”
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YOU PAID FOR AN EYEFUL
NOW BEHOLD THE BULL
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“Drinks were a lot like books, really: it didn’t matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less the same, and you could count on them to take you away to somewhere better or at least make your present arrangements seem more manageable.”
— Lev Grossman
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Hands study🩸
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“Golden Scars”
Stephanie Inagaki
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I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room
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