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I think when congressmen exceed their speech's time they should get covered in gross green goo like they did on the kids choice awards
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yo cuando canto arriba de una cancion: bien, obra de arte 😊👍🏼
cuando alguien mas canta arriba de una cancion: si no cerras el orto ahora te voy a tener que meter un tiro ❗
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these days only a few fantasy books stand truly unique, most just seem to be following very strict writing styles and filling in the same plot points, maybe its because fantasy has been dominated by usamerican and european writers who tend to see the world in a very lineal way and who crave immediacy, these authors are honestly scared to "break the rules" (there are no rules in art imo) in terms of time-space and such because most of their readers will get mad if they dont understand everything the series stands for in 60 pages or less
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oh that’s actually kinda cute
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Little jockey
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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for
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*anything mint choco chip flavored products like ice cream, candy, drinks, ect
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anyone who says mint chocolate tastes like toothpaste has either 1) never had good mint chocolate or 2) never brushed their teeth in their life. i rest my case
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If i had a typewriter i would take it everywhere
no because it’s not just who uses typewriters anyway. it’s why did you bring a typewriter to someone else’s apartment. how do you forget a typewriter at someone’s apartment. everything about this situation is strange
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llamé a la isla de la gente con comprensión lectora y dicen que no te conocen
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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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