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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku
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the cheesecake factory menu was written entirely by a blind elderly man named Zampastò and contains many references to culinary literature both classical and contemporary
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we used to watch skam clips on google drive. we used to be a society
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IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$
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unconsentually exposing the public to impact play kink by getting into a fistfight in the 7/11 parking lot
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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You say she’s a temple and her body is beautiful like a greek goddess but then get grossed out by her hairy bush. You think goddesses in temples had time to shave their pussy? Get real.
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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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