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cosytavern · 2 years
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Ciri: Well Geralt isn’t exactly talkative
Geralt outside, venting to Roach: So..to conclude,, I think my twenties actually were the most confusing years for me, sexuality-wise,
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cosytavern · 2 years
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, friendship and sex, Semi-established relationship, Touch-Starved Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, dramatic bard, Friends With Benefits, …But more, Fluff and Humor, Banter, Fun. Filth. And Feels :)
Summary: * Jaskier is desperate for Geralt to take the day off after a long week of witchering, but as always, nothing ever goes to plan. *
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cosytavern · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Mirror Sex, Semi-established relationship, Banter, Porn with Feelings, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Smut, Fun. Filth. And Feels :) Summary:
Jaskier is disappointed when his afternoon with Geralt doesn't go as planned. Luckily their evening together more than makes up for it.
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cosytavern · 3 years
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Extrovert / Introvert
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cosytavern · 3 years
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Geralt: Hmmmm
Jaskier *softly*: whatcha sayyyyy
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SplayingTM
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cosytavern · 3 years
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Why is this accurate??
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cosytavern · 3 years
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In a few months from now...
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cosytavern · 3 years
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baby geraskier for @jaskiermylove who was the winner of my commission raffle on twitter!
★ ★ ★ ✨  don’t repost ✨ ✨ ko-fi(.)com/A088DMY  ✨ ✨  message me for commissions ✨
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cosytavern · 3 years
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They came after me, With masterful deceit Broke down my lute and they gave me maracas
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cosytavern · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Multiple Orgasms, Hurt/Comfort, ...well it's Geralt's comfort so...you know, Dirty Talk, ...or rather Geralt's attempt at it, Curses, Semi-established relationship, Banter, Teasing, Bickering, Fun. Filth. And Feels :) Summary:
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Jaskier ran both palms down over his flushed face and took a deep breath. “All right, all right. No need to panic, we just need to think about this logically. How long do curses normally last?”
“Curses don’t just leave of their own volition, Jaskier,” Geralt replied. “They’re lifted. And often certain criteria must be fulfilled in order to make that happen. If you don’t know what that criteria is, then it could last…" He paused. "...Well, it could last a lifetime.”
“Wh-!? Don’t say that, Geralt! I can’t live like this! Nobody would take me seriously ever again!”
“Nobody takes you seriously now.”
“Geralt!” 
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Or: A fortune-teller warns Jaskier of an impending curse. Geralt isn't too sympathetic.
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cosytavern · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Bottom Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Power Bottom Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, needy jaskier, Hurt/Comfort, Semi-established relationship, Teasing, Banter, Geralt's terrible sense of humour, Fun. Filth. And Feels :) Summary:
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“Oi! What’s this!?” the old woman screeched. “Oh-no-no-no. I was only expectin’ yourself, Witcher! I wasn’t expectin’ you to bring no servant!”
Geralt had to dip the corners of his mouth to hold back a smile. This wouldn’t go down well.
“Ah…I…You…! Servant!? I beg your pardon!?” Jaskier spluttered, his eyes so wide that his irises looked like two blue flies that had fallen into a cup of milk. “Do I look like a servant!?”
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Or: Jaskier has a bad day, not least of all because Geralt gets all the attention. Luckily for him, Geralt is willing to give him what he wants.
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cosytavern · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Semi-established relationship, Fluff and Smut, happy Geralt, ...Comparatively XD, Banter, Fun. Filth. And Feels :) Summary:
Geralt is in a good mood, and Jaskier doesn't know quite what to make of it.
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cosytavern · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Frottage, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Semi Established Relationship, Banter, Fun. Filth. And Feels :) Summary:
After failing in his attempts to stop Jaskier talking, Geralt decides to make a bet with him.
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