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Please reblog, I’m trying to make up a god

#the river. #i get why the sea is so popular but all due respect. nah #the sea is not *actively* bloodthirsty she just takes what she wants because she can. she's not malicious. #i grew up on the sydney coast and have a healthy respect for her #but now i live a stones throw away from one of the most dangerous bodies of water in the world. and it is in a river in yorkshire. #it's called the strid #which comes from stryth (meaning turmoil) but NOW means “the possibility of striding across” #this little bit of water has a 100% fatality rate. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. and it is inviting you to cross it #there's natural caves below it so you either drown or get blunt force trauma'd to death if you fall in #it's a popular tourist attraction and is easily accessible #just. the river of death right there on your sunday walk. #like...i understand the ocean and the mountains and the big things and stuff. but we're nothing to them. #it's like saying an anteater is bloodthirsty for ants. no its just hungry! #the rivers are a 7 year old boy with a magnifying glass #all fun and games until he burns the ants alive

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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

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the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

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not the plushie website increasing their prices 450% after i make one purchase intending to shop there again

#i bought a budew plushie for like £30 #its a motchiritchi and its SO SOFT and squishy and i love him so much #and i saw they have other ones. and i thought “cool i'll buy another when i get my paycheck” #the budew is now being sold for £80. the smoliv is **£165**!!!!!! IT WAS THE SAME PRICE AS THE BUDEW WHEN I BOUGHT THE BUDEW #actually crying #im gonna get myself the swadloon one from ebay when i graduate. as a treat. but like holy shit #also can the pokemon company please make more budew merch.

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i wonder how much money you could make selling cheese made out of the equinox milk bath water

#hypothetically

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Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

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good evening fellow blue collar girlies, do you ever have a shift so bad you need to stare at a blank wall in complete silence for half an hour when you get home

#me at the start of the shift: i love bartending #me at the end of the shift: g̸̨̯̭͗͋̀ḻ̴̅ą̵̠̂̏̔͜s̸͉̳̥̓̀̾s̸̨̲̣͐w̶̪̐͒͗a̷͕͋̍s̷̺̈́͆̕h̸̢̩̀ #literally 95% of things went wrong today #coffee grinder? broken. glass wash? smells like old socks and lager. #lines? leaking gas everywhere. the man who i call to fix it? sexist. #servers? forgetting table numbers and bringing wine to wrong tables. #the right tables? mad at the bar staff for 'ignoring their orders'. #food tickets? going fucking missing #it wasnt even that busy! we only had like 20 tables! it just all went to shit for no reason! #bartending

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Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

#lifesaver <3<3<3

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not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself

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ok so here's the thing

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butch lesbian trans women & fem gay trans guys should get 1 billion dollars each. for holding up society

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Stop everything the full barbie move trailer just dropped

#the high school girls are the BRATZ this is gonna be so good